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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  2. wiseowl
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    Brexit -am I stupid or what

    Isn't it about time somebody did the same to him!
    Isn't it about time somebody did the same to him!
    Isn't it about time somebody did the same to him!
    Isn't it about time somebody did the same to him!
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  3. Zigs
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    What's your weather like

    Heavy rain and windy but not the gales that were forecast.
    Heavy rain and windy but not the gales that were forecast.
    Heavy rain and windy but not the gales that were forecast.
    Heavy rain and windy but not the gales that were forecast.
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  4. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    As I have suspected for some time....BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers 'the most dangerous on UK roads' | Warrington Guardian
    As I have suspected for some time....BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers 'the most dangerous on UK roads' | Warrington Guardian
    As I have suspected for some time....BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers 'the most dangerous on UK roads' | Warrington Guardian
    As I have suspected for some time....BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers 'the most dangerous on UK roads' | Warrington Guardian
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  5. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    TONIGHT BBC 1 New 9pm BBC 2 New 9pm
    TONIGHT BBC 1 New 9pm BBC 2 New 9pm
    TONIGHT BBC 1 New 9pm BBC 2 New 9pm
    TONIGHT BBC 1 New 9pm BBC 2 New 9pm
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  6. ARMANDII
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2018

    Don't bother reading through all their stuff, just Google what the differences are.
    Don't bother reading through all their stuff, just Google what the differences are.
    Don't bother reading through all their stuff, just Google what the differences are.
    Don't bother reading through all their stuff, just Google what the differences are.
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  7. Fat Controller
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    INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TONIGHT (2018)

    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S...
    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S Disappears: 15° above ESE Date: Tue Oct 30, 6:24 AM Visible: 4 min Max Height: 51° Appears: 10° above WSW...
    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S Disappears: 15° above ESE Date: Tue Oct 30, 6:24 AM...
    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S...
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  8. Fat Controller
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    The supermarket savings thread (2018)

    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of bakery products left unsold and put 2 or 3 tall,...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
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  9. Fat Controller
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    Today I am grateful for..... (2018)

    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  10. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of other People

    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my...
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my estimation :dbgrtmb:.
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my estimation :dbgrtmb:.
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my...
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  11. ARMANDII
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  12. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  13. Fat Controller
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    Pics of your past (2018)

    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
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  14. wiseowl
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    THANK YOU FAT CONTROLLER

    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
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  15. Fat Controller
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    Good Food, Good Drink..... Less Waste!

    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and take great pleasure in home cooking, providing hearty meals for our families with maximum taste whilst...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and take great pleasure in home cooking, providing hearty...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and...
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  16. Tetters
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    A to Z Gardening Programme(Hedgehogs)

    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
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  18. Doghouse Riley

    "Strictly."

    Hope it works for them .
    Hope it works for them .
    Hope it works for them .
    Hope it works for them .
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  19. martin-f
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    Small kitchen dinette project

    Hi started installing a piece of glass this evening ive waited two weeks to have this made the glass company have been very busy, two bits of beading to cut to length and stain and a good clean...
    Hi started installing a piece of glass this evening ive waited two weeks to have this made the glass company have been very busy, two bits of beading to cut to length and stain and a good clean left to do tomorrow.
    Hi started installing a piece of glass this evening ive waited two weeks to have this made the glass company have been very busy, two bits of beading to cut to length and stain and a good clean left to do tomorrow.
    Hi started installing a piece of glass this evening ive waited two weeks to have this made the glass company have been very busy, two bits of beading to cut to length and stain and a good clean...
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  20. Fat Controller
    Funny x 7

    Christmas Surprise?

    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
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  22. Doghouse Riley

    Police Jump Red Light, without using "blues and twos!"

    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large...
    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large horse. I overtook the horse giving it plenty of room as did the two cars in front of me and we...
    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large horse. I overtook the horse giving it plenty of...
    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large...
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  23. Upsydaisy
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    Share your Christmas decorations with us!!

    It's Swedish :blue thumb:
    It's Swedish :blue thumb:
    It's Swedish :blue thumb:
    It's Swedish :blue thumb:
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  24. Fat Controller

    Warms the heart for Christmas

    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family...
    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family member (only had it weeks):
    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family member (only had it weeks):
    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family...
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  25. Sheal

    Canadian Mail

    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a...
    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a parcel I sent more than a month ago and may not receive it before March.....if at all. :doh:
    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a parcel I sent more than a month ago and may not...
    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a...
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  26. clanless

    Poetic justice?

    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
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  27. Bilbo675
    Like x 9

    Hello My Friends

    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
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  28. PeterS
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    Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
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  29. Fat Controller
    Informative x 5

    VIRGIN MEDIA CUSTOMERS / HAVE YOU EMAILED ME?

    I wish...........
    I wish...........
    I wish...........
    I wish...........
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  30. pete

    Phobile Moans

    What amazes me, when driving slowly through Central Manchester, during the rush hour, the number of times young women wth long hair and holding a phone to their right ear, have stepped off the...
    What amazes me, when driving slowly through Central Manchester, during the rush hour, the number of times young women wth long hair and holding a phone to their right ear, have stepped off the kerb almost under my wheels as they are so engrossed in their converations that they fail to realise...
    What amazes me, when driving slowly through Central Manchester, during the rush hour, the number of times young women wth long hair and holding a phone to their right ear, have stepped off the kerb almost under my wheels as they are so engrossed...
    What amazes me, when driving slowly through Central Manchester, during the rush hour, the number of times young women wth long hair and holding a phone to their right ear, have stepped off the...
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  31. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Isn't this just brilliant!!

    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and...
    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and mum asked a workmate to go and buy the single from the local record shop. Said workmate came back...
    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and mum asked a workmate to go and buy the single from...
    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and...
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  32. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FERN

    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
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  33. Loofah

    Any clockmakers / hobbyists?

    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
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  34. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRYS

    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
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  35. Vince
    Friendly x 5

    Just a quick update

    Sorry to hear your news Vince You got to say goodbye in the most loving way......so important :)
    Sorry to hear your news Vince You got to say goodbye in the most loving way......so important :)
    Sorry to hear your news Vince You got to say goodbye in the most loving way......so important :)
    Sorry to hear your news Vince You got to say goodbye in the most loving way......so important :)
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  36. wiseowl
    Like x 4

    Woos New Varifocals

    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  37. Logan

    Golden retrievers

    No gardening today because of the weather. Watched videos on YouTube about golden retrievers. The first is about the breed and the second is puppies growing up. This isn't a link but go to YouTube...
    No gardening today because of the weather. Watched videos on YouTube about golden retrievers. The first is about the breed and the second is puppies growing up. This isn't a link but go to YouTube and search for golden retrievers and these will come up.
    No gardening today because of the weather. Watched videos on YouTube about golden retrievers. The first is about the breed and the second is puppies growing up. This isn't a link but go to YouTube and search for golden retrievers and these will...
    No gardening today because of the weather. Watched videos on YouTube about golden retrievers. The first is about the breed and the second is puppies growing up. This isn't a link but go to YouTube...
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