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  1. The Muppet Show

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  2. ARMANDII
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    Funny x 3

    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2018

    17c cloudy and i'm sweating cuting the grass :biggrin:
    17c cloudy and i'm sweating cuting the grass :biggrin:
    17c cloudy and i'm sweating cuting the grass :biggrin:
    17c cloudy and i'm sweating cuting the grass :biggrin:
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  3. GCHQ
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    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    @wiseowl right choice :thumbsup: but I hopwe you were wearing your suit of armour for when you got home to Mrs Woo. :hate-shocked:Yesterday I finished off doing the accounts for the tournament I ran on Sunday. Then...
    @wiseowl right choice :thumbsup: but I hopwe you were wearing your suit of armour for when you got home to Mrs Woo. :hate-shocked:Yesterday I finished off doing the accounts for the tournament I ran on Sunday. Then started working on catching up on things that had been neglected but didn't get far as the garden was...
    @wiseowl right choice :thumbsup: but I hopwe you were wearing your suit of armour for when you got home to Mrs Woo. :hate-shocked:Yesterday I finished off doing the accounts for the tournament I ran on Sunday. Then started working on catching up on things that had...
    @wiseowl right choice :thumbsup: but I hopwe you were wearing your suit of armour for when you got home to Mrs Woo. :hate-shocked:Yesterday I finished off doing the accounts for the tournament I ran on Sunday. Then...
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  4. Logan
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    Like x 4

    programmes to watch

    That's ok @Kandy i forgive you.:biggrin:;) i haven't watched The Cry as yet, but hope to soon.
    That's ok @Kandy i forgive you.:biggrin:;) i haven't watched The Cry as yet, but hope to soon.
    That's ok @Kandy i forgive you.:biggrin:;) i haven't watched The Cry as yet, but hope to soon.
    That's ok @Kandy i forgive you.:biggrin:;) i haven't watched The Cry as yet, but hope to soon.
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  5. ARMANDII
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2018

    Brilliant phones (mostly) but when they fail it's better, it seems, to simply bin them. Not worth the agro! I'll never have another
    Brilliant phones (mostly) but when they fail it's better, it seems, to simply bin them. Not worth the agro! I'll never have another
    Brilliant phones (mostly) but when they fail it's better, it seems, to simply bin them. Not worth the agro! I'll never have another
    Brilliant phones (mostly) but when they fail it's better, it seems, to simply bin them. Not worth the agro! I'll never have another
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  6. Fat Controller
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    INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TONIGHT (2018)

    Thu Oct 4, 8:18 PM 2 min 57° 26° above W 42° above SE Fri Oct 5, 7:26 PM 4 min 69° 42° above W 14° above ESE Fri Oct 5, 9:01 PM 2 min 25° 13° above W 25° above SW Sat Oct 6, 8:10 PM 3 min 38°...
    Thu Oct 4, 8:18 PM 2 min 57° 26° above W 42° above SE Fri Oct 5, 7:26 PM 4 min 69° 42° above W 14° above ESE Fri Oct 5, 9:01 PM 2 min 25° 13° above W 25° above SW Sat Oct 6, 8:10 PM 3 min 38° 24° above WSW 27° above SSE Sun Oct 7, 7:19 PM 4 min 52° 38° above WSW 10° above ESE Sun Oct 7,...
    Thu Oct 4, 8:18 PM 2 min 57° 26° above W 42° above SE Fri Oct 5, 7:26 PM 4 min 69° 42° above W 14° above ESE Fri Oct 5, 9:01 PM 2 min 25° 13° above W 25° above SW Sat Oct 6, 8:10 PM 3 min 38° 24° above WSW 27° above SSE Sun Oct 7, 7:19 PM 4...
    Thu Oct 4, 8:18 PM 2 min 57° 26° above W 42° above SE Fri Oct 5, 7:26 PM 4 min 69° 42° above W 14° above ESE Fri Oct 5, 9:01 PM 2 min 25° 13° above W 25° above SW Sat Oct 6, 8:10 PM 3 min 38°...
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  7. Fat Controller
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    The supermarket savings thread (2018)

    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of bakery products left unsold and put 2 or 3 tall,...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off and are sold for pennies when they have lots of...
    £1.19 for a loaf of bread :yikes::yikes::yikes:Those loaves would be around 12p or 13p each when reduced at the end of day to 90% off, each spilt into about 3 or 4 and frozen. Sometimes they go down to 99% off...
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Today I am grateful for..... (2018)

    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  9. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of other People

    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my...
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my estimation :dbgrtmb:.
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my estimation :dbgrtmb:.
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my...
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  10. ARMANDII
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  11. Marley Farley
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    Agree x 3

    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  12. Fat Controller
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    Pics of your past (2018)

    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
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  13. wiseowl
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    THANK YOU FAT CONTROLLER

    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
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  14. Fat Controller
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    Good Food, Good Drink..... Less Waste!

    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and take great pleasure in home cooking, providing hearty meals for our families with maximum taste whilst...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and take great pleasure in home cooking, providing hearty...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and...
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  15. Tetters
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    A to Z Gardening Programme(Hedgehogs)

    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    upload_2017-11-12_8-47-7.jpeg Ops-Mistake.jpg
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  17. PeterS

    Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    That's it @Fat Controller my friend you are wearing those Rose coloured glasses again:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's it @Fat Controller my friend you are wearing those Rose coloured glasses again:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's it @Fat Controller my friend you are wearing those Rose coloured glasses again:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That's it @Fat Controller my friend you are wearing those Rose coloured glasses again:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  18. al n
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    What did you have for dinner?

    Looking back, you are not presenting with the same issues :scratch: Bye:sweep:
    Looking back, you are not presenting with the same issues :scratch: Bye:sweep:
    Looking back, you are not presenting with the same issues :scratch: Bye:sweep:
    Looking back, you are not presenting with the same issues :scratch: Bye:sweep:
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  19. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BGFLOYD

    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
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  20. pete
    Agree x 3

    Bloody BBC.

    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So...
    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So many people said what fun it was so decided to watched it a couple of seasons ago and liked it. I...
    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So many people said what fun it was so decided to...
    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So...
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  21. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Gwen Austin

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
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  22. Vince
    Friendly x 5

    I'll be back soon.....

    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
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  23. Jiffy
    Like x 12

    Haven't seen these for 30+ years

    I can still see my feet, i don't have much of a six pack, never had six pack untill i retired
    I can still see my feet, i don't have much of a six pack, never had six pack untill i retired
    I can still see my feet, i don't have much of a six pack, never had six pack untill i retired
    I can still see my feet, i don't have much of a six pack, never had six pack untill i retired
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  24. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINEY

    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
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  25. Fat Controller

    Privatisation - appears not to work?

    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out...
    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out a near 50 year old example is not good enough?
    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out a near 50 year old example is not good enough?
    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out...
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  26. Mike Allen

    Modern Technology and IT

    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
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  27. Freddy

    Decking - Joist Span

    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
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  28. pete

    Phobile Moans

    Nothing else seems to work. You’ve nothing to lose :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Nothing else seems to work. You’ve nothing to lose :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Nothing else seems to work. You’ve nothing to lose :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Nothing else seems to work. You’ve nothing to lose :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  29. music

    Plastics.

    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents...
    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents of the wheelies are properly sorted too. We are a long ways from being a smart footprint but we do...
    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents of the wheelies are properly sorted too. We are a...
    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents...
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  30. Fat Controller

    Door help please

    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
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  31. Sheal
    Informative x 4

    Scam

    These, and similar types of scams and hoaxes are always doing the circuit. Social media has made it easier for the baddies.As a basic principle, always ignore or delete anything that comes from...
    These, and similar types of scams and hoaxes are always doing the circuit. Social media has made it easier for the baddies.As a basic principle, always ignore or delete anything that comes from out of the blue and says you have won something, missed a delivery, money is owed to you, you have...
    These, and similar types of scams and hoaxes are always doing the circuit. Social media has made it easier for the baddies.As a basic principle, always ignore or delete anything that comes from out of the blue and says you have won something,...
    These, and similar types of scams and hoaxes are always doing the circuit. Social media has made it easier for the baddies.As a basic principle, always ignore or delete anything that comes from...
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  32. HarryS

    MOT Reminders

    I've not long got shot of a deal just like that - the car I had was worth less than the amount that I would have had to buy it for (and I would have had to finance that purchase at a similar...
    I've not long got shot of a deal just like that - the car I had was worth less than the amount that I would have had to buy it for (and I would have had to finance that purchase at a similar monthly rate to the one I had been paying) - we toyed with the idea of carrying on, and keeping the car...
    I've not long got shot of a deal just like that - the car I had was worth less than the amount that I would have had to buy it for (and I would have had to finance that purchase at a similar monthly rate to the one I had been paying) - we toyed...
    I've not long got shot of a deal just like that - the car I had was worth less than the amount that I would have had to buy it for (and I would have had to finance that purchase at a similar...
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  33. Marley Farley

    RIP MARTY BALIN...

    Sad news. Not a band I followed, but surprising that I’m familiar with a fair few of their tunes. I bought the ‘Woodstock’ album when it was released, and always liked this tune...Did someone...
    Sad news. Not a band I followed, but surprising that I’m familiar with a fair few of their tunes. I bought the ‘Woodstock’ album when it was released, and always liked this tune...Did someone mention ‘It’s A Beautiful Day’? Not one bad tune on the self-titled album, imo. Here’s one of the...
    Sad news. Not a band I followed, but surprising that I’m familiar with a fair few of their tunes. I bought the ‘Woodstock’ album when it was released, and always liked this tune...Did someone mention ‘It’s A Beautiful Day’? Not one bad tune...
    Sad news. Not a band I followed, but surprising that I’m familiar with a fair few of their tunes. I bought the ‘Woodstock’ album when it was released, and always liked this tune...Did someone...
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  34. zilly
    Friendly x 9

    Lovely Forum

    My experience with the manufacturers was not so good I'm afraid. Post an email to Westland regarding the dreadful compost I bought from Wicks, a considerable time later I got a phone call from the...
    My experience with the manufacturers was not so good I'm afraid. Post an email to Westland regarding the dreadful compost I bought from Wicks, a considerable time later I got a phone call from the MD who was all terribly pally when he discovered I knew someone he knew (owner of a huge garden...
    My experience with the manufacturers was not so good I'm afraid. Post an email to Westland regarding the dreadful compost I bought from Wicks, a considerable time later I got a phone call from the MD who was all terribly pally when he discovered...
    My experience with the manufacturers was not so good I'm afraid. Post an email to Westland regarding the dreadful compost I bought from Wicks, a considerable time later I got a phone call from the...
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  35. clanless
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  36. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 11

    PLEASE READ - No really, please, please read!!

    Reply on its way - thank you and Miss Jiff for your friendship, it is greatly appreciated.
    Reply on its way - thank you and Miss Jiff for your friendship, it is greatly appreciated.
    Reply on its way - thank you and Miss Jiff for your friendship, it is greatly appreciated.
    Reply on its way - thank you and Miss Jiff for your friendship, it is greatly appreciated.
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