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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  2. ARMANDII
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    Funny x 3

    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2018

    Cloudy morning, sunny afternoon but windy, max 22c.
    Cloudy morning, sunny afternoon but windy, max 22c.
    Cloudy morning, sunny afternoon but windy, max 22c.
    Cloudy morning, sunny afternoon but windy, max 22c.
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  3. ARMANDII
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2018

    Could be horse poo if the horse had a Naga curry! :yikes: Could be SPC (spontaneous poo combustion). :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Could be horse poo if the horse had a Naga curry! :yikes: Could be SPC (spontaneous poo combustion). :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Could be horse poo if the horse had a Naga curry! :yikes: Could be SPC (spontaneous poo combustion). :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Could be horse poo if the horse had a Naga curry! :yikes: Could be SPC (spontaneous poo combustion). :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  4. GCHQ
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  5. Fat Controller
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    INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TONIGHT (2018)

    Date: Sun Aug 5, 9:45 PM Visible: 5 min Max Height: 19° Appears: 10° above W Disappears: 10° above SSE Date: Tue Aug 7, 9:39 PM Visible: 1 min Max Height: 10° Appears: 10° above SW Disappears:...
    Date: Sun Aug 5, 9:45 PM Visible: 5 min Max Height: 19° Appears: 10° above W Disappears: 10° above SSE Date: Tue Aug 7, 9:39 PM Visible: 1 min Max Height: 10° Appears: 10° above SW Disappears: 10° above SSW
    Date: Sun Aug 5, 9:45 PM Visible: 5 min Max Height: 19° Appears: 10° above W Disappears: 10° above SSE Date: Tue Aug 7, 9:39 PM Visible: 1 min Max Height: 10° Appears: 10° above SW Disappears: 10° above SSW
    Date: Sun Aug 5, 9:45 PM Visible: 5 min Max Height: 19° Appears: 10° above W Disappears: 10° above SSE Date: Tue Aug 7, 9:39 PM Visible: 1 min Max Height: 10° Appears: 10° above SW Disappears:...
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  6. Fat Controller
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    Today I am grateful for..... (2018)

    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  7. Fat Controller
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    The supermarket savings thread (2018)

    Clear your freezers ready for the forthcoming reduced short UBD/BBD bonanza!CO2 crisis will force shops to cut food sell-by dates amid panic-buying fearsA CO2 shortage combined with the World...
    Clear your freezers ready for the forthcoming reduced short UBD/BBD bonanza!CO2 crisis will force shops to cut food sell-by dates amid panic-buying fearsA CO2 shortage combined with the World Cup (lots of CO2 required for all that additional fizzy Lager) and Wimbledon, plus empty shops...
    Clear your freezers ready for the forthcoming reduced short UBD/BBD bonanza!CO2 crisis will force shops to cut food sell-by dates amid panic-buying fearsA CO2 shortage combined with the World Cup (lots of CO2 required for all that additional...
    Clear your freezers ready for the forthcoming reduced short UBD/BBD bonanza!CO2 crisis will force shops to cut food sell-by dates amid panic-buying fearsA CO2 shortage combined with the World...
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  8. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of other People

    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my...
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my estimation :dbgrtmb:.
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my estimation :dbgrtmb:.
    This is what it's all about:Spain 'will accept disputed migrant ship'Malta and Italy refused to let the ship dock - they should hang their heads in shame :frown:.Spain has just shot up in my...
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  9. ARMANDII
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  10. Marley Farley
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    2018 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social Media. Please note that it is policy for the Admin Team...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for use in these days of modern Global Social...
    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  11. Fat Controller
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    Pics of your past (2018)

    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
    Hi @Tetters my friend no that's definitely me ,and did you know that the runt of most litters grow up big and strong and live the longest;):blue thumb:
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  12. wiseowl
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    THANK YOU FAT CONTROLLER

    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
    Thanks again for your offer of remote FC. :thumbsup: I already have Teamviewer set up with my son so know how it functions. :)
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  13. Fat Controller
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    Good Food, Good Drink..... Less Waste!

    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and take great pleasure in home cooking, providing hearty meals for our families with maximum taste whilst...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and take great pleasure in home cooking, providing hearty...
    Many (most!) of us here do not like waste of any kind, but more-so when it is food that is being wasted; and I know for a fact that there are a number of members here who are very skilled and...
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  14. Tetters
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    A to Z Gardening Programme(Hedgehogs)

    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
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  16. al n
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    What did you have for dinner?

    Oops, not quite yesterday :redface: I love this thread, being a lover of food :snorky: Tonight, last night, we had home made beef curry. A variant on aloo gosht.
    Oops, not quite yesterday :redface: I love this thread, being a lover of food :snorky: Tonight, last night, we had home made beef curry. A variant on aloo gosht.
    Oops, not quite yesterday :redface: I love this thread, being a lover of food :snorky: Tonight, last night, we had home made beef curry. A variant on aloo gosht.
    Oops, not quite yesterday :redface: I love this thread, being a lover of food :snorky: Tonight, last night, we had home made beef curry. A variant on aloo gosht.
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  17. Loki
    Friendly x 7

    Eldest leaving home, I said I wouldn't cry ...........

    Thanks for the support over the last few days, it really means a lot and has helped me loads! There's only so much hubby wants to listen too :cool: before he starts ignoring me :heehee: You lot are amazing :wub2: you...
    Thanks for the support over the last few days, it really means a lot and has helped me loads! There's only so much hubby wants to listen too :cool: before he starts ignoring me :heehee: You lot are amazing :wub2: you have been there when tears are rolling down my face and still made me laugh! I'm ok now, kind of...
    Thanks for the support over the last few days, it really means a lot and has helped me loads! There's only so much hubby wants to listen too :cool: before he starts ignoring me :heehee: You lot are amazing :wub2: you have been there when tears are rolling down my...
    Thanks for the support over the last few days, it really means a lot and has helped me loads! There's only so much hubby wants to listen too :cool: before he starts ignoring me :heehee: You lot are amazing :wub2: you...
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  18. pete

    Boris the pregnant fish

    I thought that it was one of her more measured pieces. Toynbee is very vocal in her dislike of religion but is particularly critical of Islam. Whilst I agree with her on religion in general but in...
    I thought that it was one of her more measured pieces. Toynbee is very vocal in her dislike of religion but is particularly critical of Islam. Whilst I agree with her on religion in general but in my experience Muslims are more christian in their deeds than christians are. Any roads, back to...
    I thought that it was one of her more measured pieces. Toynbee is very vocal in her dislike of religion but is particularly critical of Islam. Whilst I agree with her on religion in general but in my experience Muslims are more christian in their...
    I thought that it was one of her more measured pieces. Toynbee is very vocal in her dislike of religion but is particularly critical of Islam. Whilst I agree with her on religion in general but in...
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  19. Logan
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    programmes to watch

    That's great, i like Anita Rani. She did well on Strictly. It will start next month and they're revealing who's going to be on it this week.
    That's great, i like Anita Rani. She did well on Strictly. It will start next month and they're revealing who's going to be on it this week.
    That's great, i like Anita Rani. She did well on Strictly. It will start next month and they're revealing who's going to be on it this week.
    That's great, i like Anita Rani. She did well on Strictly. It will start next month and they're revealing who's going to be on it this week.
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  21. Loofah

    Wildlife / trail cameras

    Badget hanging out with Mrs Tiggywinkle!
    Badget hanging out with Mrs Tiggywinkle!
    Badget hanging out with Mrs Tiggywinkle!
    Badget hanging out with Mrs Tiggywinkle!
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  22. Zigs

    Happy Birthday Jane

    ooops, nearly missed it, hope you`ve had a lovely day :)
    ooops, nearly missed it, hope you`ve had a lovely day :)
    ooops, nearly missed it, hope you`ve had a lovely day :)
    ooops, nearly missed it, hope you`ve had a lovely day :)
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  23. roders
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    Victoria how are you?.......in Portugal.

    Hello Victoria lovely news to hear and I agree with Zigs you could have done with the rain we've had here..it did come down from 11-30 till 2pm.Sending all my :imphrt:
    Hello Victoria lovely news to hear and I agree with Zigs you could have done with the rain we've had here..it did come down from 11-30 till 2pm.Sending all my :imphrt:
    Hello Victoria lovely news to hear and I agree with Zigs you could have done with the rain we've had here..it did come down from 11-30 till 2pm.Sending all my :imphrt:
    Hello Victoria lovely news to hear and I agree with Zigs you could have done with the rain we've had here..it did come down from 11-30 till 2pm.Sending all my :imphrt:
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  24. Gail_68

    Happy Birthday Kandy :)

    Whoops! Sorry I missed your birthday. :doh:We both give you belated happy birthday wishes and hope you have lots of more to enjoy. :birthday:
    Whoops! Sorry I missed your birthday. :doh:We both give you belated happy birthday wishes and hope you have lots of more to enjoy. :birthday:
    Whoops! Sorry I missed your birthday. :doh:We both give you belated happy birthday wishes and hope you have lots of more to enjoy. :birthday:
    Whoops! Sorry I missed your birthday. :doh:We both give you belated happy birthday wishes and hope you have lots of more to enjoy. :birthday:
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  25. HarryS

    Acme Fly Trap , Anyone ?

    Harry I hope it works mate and gives your dog also some peace ;)
    Harry I hope it works mate and gives your dog also some peace ;)
    Harry I hope it works mate and gives your dog also some peace ;)
    Harry I hope it works mate and gives your dog also some peace ;)
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  26. ARMANDII
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAIL68

    I'd just like to thank all members who are dear to me and more on GC for the lovely wishes :grphg:
    I'd just like to thank all members who are dear to me and more on GC for the lovely wishes :grphg:
    I'd just like to thank all members who are dear to me and more on GC for the lovely wishes :grphg:
    I'd just like to thank all members who are dear to me and more on GC for the lovely wishes :grphg:
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  27. Fat Controller

    If this doesn't make you cry......

    If this doesn't make you cry, you must have a swinging brick in place of a heart. As they say in Scotland - get yer hankies oot!Make sure you watch and listen to the video in the...
    If this doesn't make you cry, you must have a swinging brick in place of a heart. As they say in Scotland - get yer hankies oot!Make sure you watch and listen to the video in the articleHeartwarming moment retiring cop radios in for the last time and gets surprise response from his son |...
    If this doesn't make you cry, you must have a swinging brick in place of a heart. As they say in Scotland - get yer hankies oot!Make sure you watch and listen to the video in the articleHeartwarming moment retiring cop radios in for the last...
    If this doesn't make you cry, you must have a swinging brick in place of a heart. As they say in Scotland - get yer hankies oot!Make sure you watch and listen to the video in the...
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  28. Zigs
    Like x 7

    The Pole Lathe Thread

    Not a clue on a price - suppose it will come down to.what you think it is worth, and what you are willing to take for it
    Not a clue on a price - suppose it will come down to.what you think it is worth, and what you are willing to take for it
    Not a clue on a price - suppose it will come down to.what you think it is worth, and what you are willing to take for it
    Not a clue on a price - suppose it will come down to.what you think it is worth, and what you are willing to take for it
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  29. Fat Controller

    Why is it OK for cyclists, and not for others?

    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. ...
    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. They mostly just go out in large numbers and do what they do best, look stupid and cause danger...
    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. They mostly just go out in large numbers and do what...
    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. ...
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  30. PeterS

    Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    Create money from thin air or "Quantitative easing" as they call it :(www.bankofengland.co.uk/monetary-policy/quantitative-easing
    Create money from thin air or "Quantitative easing" as they call it :(www.bankofengland.co.uk/monetary-policy/quantitative-easing
    Create money from thin air or "Quantitative easing" as they call it :(www.bankofengland.co.uk/monetary-policy/quantitative-easing
    Create money from thin air or "Quantitative easing" as they call it :(www.bankofengland.co.uk/monetary-policy/quantitative-easing
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  31. longk

    RIP Bernard Hepton

    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV...
    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV adaptations. Bizarrely I started watching Smileys People on You Tube on Sunday. Let's hope that his passing...
    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV adaptations. Bizarrely I started watching Smileys People on...
    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV...
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  32. ricky101

    Wall Sound Insulation

    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their...
    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their shower pumps noise. So bad the council has banned its use from 11pm- 7 a.m. The annoying thing is they...
    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their shower pumps noise. So bad the council has banned its...
    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their...
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  33. Gail_68

    Happy Birthday Jack Sparrow

    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
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  34. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday KFF

    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
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  35. Zigs

    Happy Birthday Trunky

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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