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  1. capney

    Yorkshire justice

    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
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  2. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Ace of Spades..!!

    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
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  3. Paladin

    Happy Birthday jjordie

    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
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  4. Daisies

    cooking oil

    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
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  5. Lyn

    Inconsiderate lighting garden fires.

    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
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  6. capney

    WE have been Googled

    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
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  7. intermiplants

    calls for black schools

    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
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  8. capney

    1000 and counting

    Congratulations Robert!
    Congratulations Robert!
    Congratulations Robert!
    Congratulations Robert!
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  9. Little Miss Road Rage

    Do u do a..........?

    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
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  10. jimbo1951

    TV Licence

    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by...
    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by adverts, no way could they bring in enough cash elsewhere.Its not just TV you get for it, i listen...
    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by adverts, no way could they bring in enough cash...
    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by...
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  11. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Anthony..!

    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
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  12. clueless1

    Ideas and volunteers needed please

    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
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  13. jjordie

    Happy Birthday Daisees

    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
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  14. willow13

    where will i live??

    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services...
    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services involved, but after a chat with his GP that was what we did.. I have to say they were wonderful & we got...
    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services involved, but after a chat with his GP that was what...
    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services...
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  15. pete

    Are "the powers that be" about to wake up.

    Will do.
    Will do.
    Will do.
    Will do.
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  16. Slinky

    G.C members age

    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I...
    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I right?
    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I right?
    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I...
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  17. Daisies

    More mods ....

    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
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  18. lindyco

    Swallows still here?

    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area gathered over our garden, just when we thought they'd all gone. The second lot of babies have left the...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area gathered over our garden, just when we thought they'd...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area...
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  19. Lyn

    Hovis advert

    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
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  20. The Nut

    Mobile phone

    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
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    504

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