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  2. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Summer 2018

    Good day @wiseowl I love to have the young ones visit. Very little is "same old same old" to them and they enjoy learning so [email protected], hope it's goes easy pushing your way through the...
    Good day @wiseowl I love to have the young ones visit. Very little is "same old same old" to them and they enjoy learning so [email protected], hope it's goes easy pushing your way through the fellows leaning on their shovels.I've got a fairly leisurely day ahead of me. Just going to shift some...
    Good day @wiseowl I love to have the young ones visit. Very little is "same old same old" to them and they enjoy learning so [email protected], hope it's goes easy pushing your way through the fellows leaning on their shovels.I've got a fairly...
    Good day @wiseowl I love to have the young ones visit. Very little is "same old same old" to them and they enjoy learning so [email protected], hope it's goes easy pushing your way through the...
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  3. GCHQ
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    Currently listening to.... Summer (2018)

    I love a good harmony ,just come across these guys from America they just did Cambridge Folk Festival and previously Glastonbury. Darlingside......Go Back.“Nothing is forever everything is soon”
    I love a good harmony ,just come across these guys from America they just did Cambridge Folk Festival and previously Glastonbury. Darlingside......Go Back.“Nothing is forever everything is soon”
    I love a good harmony ,just come across these guys from America they just did Cambridge Folk Festival and previously Glastonbury. Darlingside......Go Back.“Nothing is forever everything is soon”
    I love a good harmony ,just come across these guys from America they just did Cambridge Folk Festival and previously Glastonbury. Darlingside......Go Back.“Nothing is forever everything is soon”
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  4. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop...
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop closing down sale.
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop closing down sale.
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop...
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  5. Scrungee
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    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced that he had booked us a holiday for 2 1/2 weeks up in Snowdonia:yay:. Only Problem was that there was no...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced that he had booked us a holiday for 2 1/2 weeks up...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced...
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  6. music
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    A joke or two - 2017

    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage...
    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage fur the tea and when he didnae come hame efter an hour I went tay find him and there he wis lying...
    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage fur the tea and when he didnae come hame efter an...
    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage...
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  7. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  10. Fat Controller
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  11. roders

    Donald Trump.

    Has not been "years ago" just happened again last year.
    Has not been "years ago" just happened again last year.
    Has not been "years ago" just happened again last year.
    Has not been "years ago" just happened again last year.
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  12. Jack Sparrow

    Bitcoin

    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage slaves are given money in order to buy food and accommodation.Bit coin will never take off - it's not...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage slaves are given money in order to buy food and...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage...
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  13. HarryS

    Seven Dahlias and a ........

    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
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  14. martin-f
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    World cup 2018

    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    A Joke or Two, 2018

    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
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  16. Jack Sparrow

    Crowd safety at sporting events

    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
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  17. Jack Sparrow

    How stupid am I?

    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
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  18. Victoria

    How do you plant yours ... ?

    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
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  19. Doghouse Riley
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  20. roders
    Funny x 4

    Football fans.....Liverpool.

    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
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  21. clanless
    Funny x 7

    A concerned bystander?

    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
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  22. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION.

    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
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  23. BeeHappy
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  24. Zigs

    Quatermass and the pit

    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
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  25. Zigs

    Website of the Day

    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights,...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights, including places currently being dredged to go and watch dredging such as West Bay and Lyme Regis...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights, including places currently being dredged to go and...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights,...
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  26. Doghouse Riley

    Anyone Remember Cooly?

    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
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  27. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was offensively condescending, patronising remarks designed...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
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  28. Jack Sparrow

    TV connection

    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
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  29. BeeHappy

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
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