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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  2. Zigs
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018

    Good morning folks :) Hundreds of sparrows in the garden and in the local area chirping excitedly. Not noticed them so abundantly before......are they on the increase?
    Good morning folks :) Hundreds of sparrows in the garden and in the local area chirping excitedly. Not noticed them so abundantly before......are they on the increase?
    Good morning folks :) Hundreds of sparrows in the garden and in the local area chirping excitedly. Not noticed them so abundantly before......are they on the increase?
    Good morning folks :) Hundreds of sparrows in the garden and in the local area chirping excitedly. Not noticed them so abundantly before......are they on the increase?
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  4. GCHQ
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    Currently listening to.... Summer (2018)

    Here's my version I recorded around the same time, of a Carole King song they recorded in 1962. it got to No. 6 both here and in the USA. (theirs not mine!)BoxI recorded a BBC documntary on...
    Here's my version I recorded around the same time, of a Carole King song they recorded in 1962. it got to No. 6 both here and in the USA. (theirs not mine!)BoxI recorded a BBC documntary on the Everly Brothers, some years ago. Felice Bryant wwa interviewd in it, but died some year later....
    Here's my version I recorded around the same time, of a Carole King song they recorded in 1962. it got to No. 6 both here and in the USA. (theirs not mine!)BoxI recorded a BBC documntary on the Everly Brothers, some years ago. Felice...
    Here's my version I recorded around the same time, of a Carole King song they recorded in 1962. it got to No. 6 both here and in the USA. (theirs not mine!)BoxI recorded a BBC documntary on...
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  5. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop...
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop closing down sale.
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop closing down sale.
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop...
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  6. Scrungee
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    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced that he had booked us a holiday for 2 1/2 weeks up in Snowdonia:yay:. Only Problem was that there was no...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced that he had booked us a holiday for 2 1/2 weeks up...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced...
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  7. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  10. HarryS
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    GooGle the word Idiot

    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
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  11. lucky3

    Songs with meanings

    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
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  12. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Autumn 2018

    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
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  13. shiney

    Just In Case You Think That All Of '...Got Talent' Is Rubbish...

    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
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  14. Doghouse Riley

    A Scottish Love Story

    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He...
    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his...
    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from...
    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He...
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  15. shiney
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    Getting Older!

    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of...
    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of them show respect and help me if I need it) age is just a state of mind,enjoy your day:blue thumb:
    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of them show respect and help me if I need it) age is...
    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of...
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  16. Sheal

    Formula One

    Thanks Harry. :) I was so distracted by his mixed accent I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying. :biggrin:
    Thanks Harry. :) I was so distracted by his mixed accent I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying. :biggrin:
    Thanks Harry. :) I was so distracted by his mixed accent I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying. :biggrin:
    Thanks Harry. :) I was so distracted by his mixed accent I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying. :biggrin:
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    A Maths Problem

    Do this maths problem; amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.For as long as I can remember, I have loved maths tricks. This one really works!It will take you only about ten...
    Do this maths problem; amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.For as long as I can remember, I have loved maths tricks. This one really works!It will take you only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal yourall-time favorite movie.I'm pretty good at maths, so I...
    Do this maths problem; amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.For as long as I can remember, I have loved maths tricks. This one really works!It will take you only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal...
    Do this maths problem; amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.For as long as I can remember, I have loved maths tricks. This one really works!It will take you only about ten...
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  18. Tetters
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    A special song for Woo....

    Guess @woo got scared of that one then :hate-shocked::hate-shocked::hate-shocked:
    Guess @woo got scared of that one then :hate-shocked::hate-shocked::hate-shocked:
    Guess @woo got scared of that one then :hate-shocked::hate-shocked::hate-shocked:
    Guess @woo got scared of that one then :hate-shocked::hate-shocked::hate-shocked:
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  19. Victoria

    Awww ...I love it ...

    How precious ...The baby penguin with two 'gay' dads
    How precious ...The baby penguin with two 'gay' dads
    How precious ...The baby penguin with two 'gay' dads
    How precious ...The baby penguin with two 'gay' dads
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  20. shiney

    The Parody Group - Very Clever and Good Singers - Not For Trump Fans

    You can get lots more on Youtube if you search under Don Caron :blue thumb:
    You can get lots more on Youtube if you search under Don Caron :blue thumb:
    You can get lots more on Youtube if you search under Don Caron :blue thumb:
    You can get lots more on Youtube if you search under Don Caron :blue thumb:
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  21. Zigs
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    Spoons

    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
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  23. mazambo
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    Real muppet

    Nice one :biggrin:
    Nice one :biggrin:
    Nice one :biggrin:
    Nice one :biggrin:
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  24. Tetters
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    Slug`s skin....

    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on...
    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on rosebay willowherb. The caterpillar pulls it`s head in which gives the resemblance to the head of an...
    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on rosebay willowherb. The caterpillar pulls it`s head...
    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on...
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  25. HarryS

    Christmas Present Ideas !

    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
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  26. Victoria

    For Cat Lovers

    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
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  28. Fat Controller
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    200mph Wedding Day

    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
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  29. Freddy

    Donald Chump

    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
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