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  2. Zigs
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey winter 2018

    GOOD MORNING GCer's :SUNsmile: sending healing HUGZzz for those in need:grphg: Enjoy your day wherever you are and whatever you're up to :coffee:
    GOOD MORNING GCer's :SUNsmile: sending healing HUGZzz for those in need:grphg: Enjoy your day wherever you are and whatever you're up to :coffee:
    GOOD MORNING GCer's :SUNsmile: sending healing HUGZzz for those in need:grphg: Enjoy your day wherever you are and whatever you're up to :coffee:
    GOOD MORNING GCer's :SUNsmile: sending healing HUGZzz for those in need:grphg: Enjoy your day wherever you are and whatever you're up to :coffee:
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  3. Fat Controller
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    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    I didn't think anyone could fill Freddy Mercury's shoes but Adam Lambert comes very close. :)adam lambert and queen who wants - Bing video
    I didn't think anyone could fill Freddy Mercury's shoes but Adam Lambert comes very close. :)adam lambert and queen who wants - Bing video
    I didn't think anyone could fill Freddy Mercury's shoes but Adam Lambert comes very close. :)adam lambert and queen who wants - Bing video
    I didn't think anyone could fill Freddy Mercury's shoes but Adam Lambert comes very close. :)adam lambert and queen who wants - Bing video
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  4. music
    Sticky

    A joke or two - 2017

    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity...
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity...
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity...
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity...
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  5. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    10,001 :pathd:
    10,001 :pathd:
    10,001 :pathd:
    10,001 :pathd:
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  6. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  7. Fat Controller
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    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  8. Scrungee
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    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2017

    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as...
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as there are too many other black things around the house to camoflage it. Is it any better now? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:G.
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as there are too many other black things around the...
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as...
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  10. Jack Sparrow

    Quark cheese

    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
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  11. HarryS

    Worlds Worst Burglars !

    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
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  12. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    Who Do They Call?

    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  13. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 6

    TOPLESS WAITRESS!

    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
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  14. roders

    Donald Trump.

    Let's not confuse matters ... if he were to read this it should state: and fries in :heehee:
    Let's not confuse matters ... if he were to read this it should state: and fries in :heehee:
    Let's not confuse matters ... if he were to read this it should state: and fries in :heehee:
    Let's not confuse matters ... if he were to read this it should state: and fries in :heehee:
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  15. Scrungee

    Odd goings on in the West Country

    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
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  16. Scrungee

    Online adverts

    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
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  17. music
    Funny x 3

    Camels.

    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
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  18. thriftybri

    carrott male or female

    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
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  19. Jack Sparrow

    Wine and cheese

    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
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  20. Zigs
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    Currently listening to 2017

    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
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  21. Gail_68

    New year resolutions - For 2018

    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  22. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey autumn 2017

    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
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  23. Zigs
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  24. Zigs
    Like x 3

    A Owl !!!

    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
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  25. shiney
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  26. pete

    road names.

    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
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  27. HarryS
    Like x 6

    Shortest Day , Winter Solstice !

    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an enjoyable stay.Julian even shakes hands with us like...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
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  28. CanadianLori

    If you won the lottery ...

    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
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  29. roders

    You know I always love a good country song.

    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
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