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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  2. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey autumn 2017

    Good day everyone. I'm watching my 3 hours of Corrie this morning. During the advertising breaks I shall get some of the patio furniture stored, hang laundry out on the lines and vacuum the main...
    Good day everyone. I'm watching my 3 hours of Corrie this morning. During the advertising breaks I shall get some of the patio furniture stored, hang laundry out on the lines and vacuum the main floor. Then after the show I need to get lots more annuals pulled.This is the last warm, dry day...
    Good day everyone. I'm watching my 3 hours of Corrie this morning. During the advertising breaks I shall get some of the patio furniture stored, hang laundry out on the lines and vacuum the main floor. Then after the show I need to get lots more...
    Good day everyone. I'm watching my 3 hours of Corrie this morning. During the advertising breaks I shall get some of the patio furniture stored, hang laundry out on the lines and vacuum the main...
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  4. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    The weather:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    The weather:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    The weather:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    The weather:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  5. Zigs
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    Currently listening to 2017

    You hadn't heard of Emmylou Harris! The woman has been a musical deity for almost 50 years. For me she is right up there with Linda Perry, Grace Slick, Marianne Faithful, Liz Fraser and Dusty...
    You hadn't heard of Emmylou Harris! The woman has been a musical deity for almost 50 years. For me she is right up there with Linda Perry, Grace Slick, Marianne Faithful, Liz Fraser and Dusty Springfield. The male accompaniment on Sweet Old World is Neil Young who also supplies the...
    You hadn't heard of Emmylou Harris! The woman has been a musical deity for almost 50 years. For me she is right up there with Linda Perry, Grace Slick, Marianne Faithful, Liz Fraser and Dusty Springfield. The male accompaniment on Sweet Old...
    You hadn't heard of Emmylou Harris! The woman has been a musical deity for almost 50 years. For me she is right up there with Linda Perry, Grace Slick, Marianne Faithful, Liz Fraser and Dusty...
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  6. Fat Controller
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    Like x 6

    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  7. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    Who invited her!!
    Who invited her!!
    Who invited her!!
    Who invited her!!
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  8. Scrungee
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    Funny x 7

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2017

    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as...
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as there are too many other black things around the house to camoflage it. Is it any better now? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:G.
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as there are too many other black things around the...
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as...
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  10. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
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  11. Zigs
    Funny x 4

    Found this a bit of a worry

    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
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  12. shiney

    I Want One Of These!!!!!!

    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be able to finally put your feet up :heehee:
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
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  13. shiney

    Especially For Woo.

    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
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  14. CanadianLori

    Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    All I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah :noidea:
    All I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah :noidea:
    All I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah :noidea:
    All I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah :noidea:
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  15. KFF

    RIP Liz Dawn aka Vera Duckworth

    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
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  16. Fat Controller
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  17. Zigs
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey summer (or is it) 2017

    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
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  18. CanadianLori

    Happy Birthday Zigs!

    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
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  19. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... 2016

    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
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  20. Stanley2

    Wish me luck - I need it, thanks to Hurricane Irma

    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
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  21. HarryS
    Funny x 3

    Ten words that prove you aren't posh !

    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
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  22. Jack Sparrow

    Lift capacities.

    My great aunt was killed by milk float. The milk mans horse used to pretend to run her over. One day it did. :yikes:G.
    My great aunt was killed by milk float. The milk mans horse used to pretend to run her over. One day it did. :yikes:G.
    My great aunt was killed by milk float. The milk mans horse used to pretend to run her over. One day it did. :yikes:G.
    My great aunt was killed by milk float. The milk mans horse used to pretend to run her over. One day it did. :yikes:G.
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  23. Scrungee

    It's OK in Houston, they have loadsa Lager!

    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
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  24. Zigs

    Owl Damage

    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
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  25. HarryS

    Cor Blimey Quiz !!

    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five...
    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five and a half year original run but it was just as good even when I knew all the words.They produced it...
    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five and a half year original run but it was just as good...
    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five...
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  26. Zigs

    Vegan?

    Didn't you recognise me? :sad:
    Didn't you recognise me? :sad:
    Didn't you recognise me? :sad:
    Didn't you recognise me? :sad:
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  27. Zigs

    Shopping list

    Laver bread :)
    Laver bread :)
    Laver bread :)
    Laver bread :)
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  28. silu
    Funny x 4

    Well the jokes is slightly gardening related.

    I remember that one back in the 70s when it was an old lag in prison writing home to his missus:blue thumb: How times change.:)
    I remember that one back in the 70s when it was an old lag in prison writing home to his missus:blue thumb: How times change.:)
    I remember that one back in the 70s when it was an old lag in prison writing home to his missus:blue thumb: How times change.:)
    I remember that one back in the 70s when it was an old lag in prison writing home to his missus:blue thumb: How times change.:)
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  29. shiney

    You Stand Accused...

    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
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