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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  2. Scrungee
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    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    148. You accurately dispense your Rootgrow supplies to the nearest 0.1 gramme ...149. You check your tomato seedlings every 30 minutes and take photos of them as if anyone else would be the...
    148. You accurately dispense your Rootgrow supplies to the nearest 0.1 gramme ...149. You check your tomato seedlings every 30 minutes and take photos of them as if anyone else would be the slightest bit interested ...Gardener's Delight Tomato Seed Germination and Growing Thread
    148. You accurately dispense your Rootgrow supplies to the nearest 0.1 gramme ...149. You check your tomato seedlings every 30 minutes and take photos of them as if anyone else would be the slightest bit interested ...Gardener's Delight...
    148. You accurately dispense your Rootgrow supplies to the nearest 0.1 gramme ...149. You check your tomato seedlings every 30 minutes and take photos of them as if anyone else would be the...
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  3. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey spring 2018

    What ever your up to today...take it easy and if the :hotsun:Worships you your end enjoy :hapydancsmil: :grphg:
    What ever your up to today...take it easy and if the :hotsun:Worships you your end enjoy :hapydancsmil: :grphg:
    What ever your up to today...take it easy and if the :hotsun:Worships you your end enjoy :hapydancsmil: :grphg:
    What ever your up to today...take it easy and if the :hotsun:Worships you your end enjoy :hapydancsmil: :grphg:
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  4. GCHQ
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  5. music
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    A joke or two - 2017

    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage...
    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage fur the tea and when he didnae come hame efter an hour I went tay find him and there he wis lying...
    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage fur the tea and when he didnae come hame efter an...
    Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent Him Doon Tay the Allotment tay get me a big Cabbage...
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  6. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    Brilliant @CanadianLori!!!!
    Brilliant @CanadianLori!!!!
    Brilliant @CanadianLori!!!!
    Brilliant @CanadianLori!!!!
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  7. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  10. Doghouse Riley
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  11. roders
    Funny x 4

    Football fans.....Liverpool.

    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
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  12. clanless
    Funny x 7

    A concerned bystander?

    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
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  13. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION.

    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
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  14. Jack Sparrow

    How stupid am I?

    Oh that's such a shame.. glad you went elsewhere though. Once I took my daughter to go see the lion king on stage, again booked months in advance, luckily we turned up a week early! We went to a...
    Oh that's such a shame.. glad you went elsewhere though. Once I took my daughter to go see the lion king on stage, again booked months in advance, luckily we turned up a week early! We went to a "winter wonderland" instead that night and got to see the show the following week
    Oh that's such a shame.. glad you went elsewhere though. Once I took my daughter to go see the lion king on stage, again booked months in advance, luckily we turned up a week early! We went to a "winter wonderland" instead that night and got to...
    Oh that's such a shame.. glad you went elsewhere though. Once I took my daughter to go see the lion king on stage, again booked months in advance, luckily we turned up a week early! We went to a...
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  15. roders

    Donald Trump.

    Lets hope Russia keep out of it :fingers crossed:.
    Lets hope Russia keep out of it :fingers crossed:.
    Lets hope Russia keep out of it :fingers crossed:.
    Lets hope Russia keep out of it :fingers crossed:.
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  16. BeeHappy
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  17. Zigs

    Quatermass and the pit

    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
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  18. Zigs

    Website of the Day

    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights,...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights, including places currently being dredged to go and watch dredging such as West Bay and Lyme Regis...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights, including places currently being dredged to go and...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights,...
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  19. Doghouse Riley

    Anyone Remember Cooly?

    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
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  20. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was offensively condescending, patronising remarks designed...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
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  21. Jack Sparrow

    TV connection

    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
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  22. BeeHappy

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
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  23. Zigs
    Locked
    Friendly x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey winter 2018

    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
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  24. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    WD 40

    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
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  25. JWK
    Funny x 10

    Things not to do in the snow

    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
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  26. BeeHappy
    Like x 3

    "Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus." HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY EVERYONE

    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
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  27. Zigs
    Funny x 9

    Shock Headline

    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
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  28. Zigs
    Funny x 3

    Vegan Pescatarian ?

    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty ones.Or the meat eaters at the front of the queue...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
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  29. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 3

    I Really Can't Think What Has Happened to Me!

    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now because that individual happened to be gay, I was...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
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