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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  2. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey autumn 2017

    Good day everyone It's still pitch here and the temperature out there is 14f and our high today will be 18f then we're slipping down to 0f tonight.I plan to drive to a nearby town this morning...
    Good day everyone It's still pitch here and the temperature out there is 14f and our high today will be 18f then we're slipping down to 0f tonight.I plan to drive to a nearby town this morning to file some papers at the courthouse and then I shall have the rest of the day to putter. Inside. :)...
    Good day everyone It's still pitch here and the temperature out there is 14f and our high today will be 18f then we're slipping down to 0f tonight.I plan to drive to a nearby town this morning to file some papers at the courthouse and then I...
    Good day everyone It's still pitch here and the temperature out there is 14f and our high today will be 18f then we're slipping down to 0f tonight.I plan to drive to a nearby town this morning...
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  3. music
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    A joke or two - 2017

    "Of course I wont laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional, in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay Then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his...
    "Of course I wont laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional, in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay Then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width...
    "Of course I wont laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional, in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay Then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the smallest adult male organ the...
    "Of course I wont laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional, in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay Then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his...
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  4. Zigs
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    Currently listening to 2017

    Great song,great harmonies ,touching ,that’s what country music is about. Don’t watch if you are offended by the word Jesus.
    Great song,great harmonies ,touching ,that’s what country music is about. Don’t watch if you are offended by the word Jesus.
    Great song,great harmonies ,touching ,that’s what country music is about. Don’t watch if you are offended by the word Jesus.
    Great song,great harmonies ,touching ,that’s what country music is about. Don’t watch if you are offended by the word Jesus.
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  5. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    Good afternoon @Zigs my friend thank you ,could you let me know the outcome as it would be a refreshing Thread instead of all this :poo: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good afternoon @Zigs my friend thank you ,could you let me know the outcome as it would be a refreshing Thread instead of all this :poo: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good afternoon @Zigs my friend thank you ,could you let me know the outcome as it would be a refreshing Thread instead of all this :poo: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good afternoon @Zigs my friend thank you ,could you let me know the outcome as it would be a refreshing Thread instead of all this :poo: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  6. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    I've just seen a photo on Facebook with this inscription.Describe this photo with at-least ONE word!! ✨:scratch:G.
    I've just seen a photo on Facebook with this inscription.Describe this photo with at-least ONE word!! ✨:scratch:G.
    I've just seen a photo on Facebook with this inscription.Describe this photo with at-least ONE word!! ✨:scratch:G.
    I've just seen a photo on Facebook with this inscription.Describe this photo with at-least ONE word!! ✨:scratch:G.
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  7. Fat Controller
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    Like x 6

    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  8. Scrungee
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    Funny x 7

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2017

    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as...
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as there are too many other black things around the house to camoflage it. Is it any better now? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:G.
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as there are too many other black things around the...
    Absolutely. Commonwealth War Cemetaries are immaculate. The German ones are likewise.Quite right. I actually bought a white phone this time around. I could never find my old black phones as...
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  10. music
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    Dialect/Sayings/Meanings.

    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
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  11. Jack Sparrow

    How stupid am I?

    That's interesting! I've never come across it as an option over here.......
    That's interesting! I've never come across it as an option over here.......
    That's interesting! I've never come across it as an option over here.......
    That's interesting! I've never come across it as an option over here.......
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  12. Jack Sparrow

    Lift capacities.

    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the Right?' :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
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  13. Jack Sparrow

    Happy Birthday 2nd Bassoon

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
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  14. BeeHappy

    YAWN YAWN NITEY NITE

    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
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  15. CanadianLori

    Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
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  16. shiney

    A Poem

    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  17. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Funny Songs but WARNING: A Bit Rude

    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
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  18. shiney

    Monty Python - a bit irreverent

    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
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  19. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
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  20. Zigs
    Funny x 4

    Found this a bit of a worry

    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
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  21. shiney

    I Want One Of These!!!!!!

    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be able to finally put your feet up :heehee:
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
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  22. shiney

    Especially For Woo.

    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
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  23. KFF

    RIP Liz Dawn aka Vera Duckworth

    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
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  24. Fat Controller
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  25. Zigs
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    Like x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey summer (or is it) 2017

    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
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  26. CanadianLori

    Happy Birthday Zigs!

    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
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  27. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... 2016

    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
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  28. Stanley2

    Wish me luck - I need it, thanks to Hurricane Irma

    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
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  29. HarryS
    Funny x 3

    Ten words that prove you aren't posh !

    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
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