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  2. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Autumn 2018

    Hello folks :)Sun is shining :SUNsmile: Looks like summer although cooler now:)Got the bug now....cut more perennials back this morning exposing more hellebores and emerging daffodils. Spaces created for...
    Hello folks :)Sun is shining :SUNsmile: Looks like summer although cooler now:)Got the bug now....cut more perennials back this morning exposing more hellebores and emerging daffodils. Spaces created for wallflowers too. Divided actea Black Negligee.Despite all the cutting it is not all doom and...
    Hello folks :)Sun is shining :SUNsmile: Looks like summer although cooler now:)Got the bug now....cut more perennials back this morning exposing more hellebores and emerging daffodils. Spaces created for wallflowers too. Divided actea Black...
    Hello folks :)Sun is shining :SUNsmile: Looks like summer although cooler now:)Got the bug now....cut more perennials back this morning exposing more hellebores and emerging daffodils. Spaces created for...
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  4. music
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    A joke or two - 2017

    A Man notices green lumps on his manhood,so he goes to the Doctors."That's Serious", says the Doctor , "You know how Rugby players get cauliflower ears "?"Yes ", says the man...
    A Man notices green lumps on his manhood,so he goes to the Doctors."That's Serious", says the Doctor , "You know how Rugby players get cauliflower ears "?"Yes ", says the man seriously."Well ",says the Doctor ,You've got Brothel Sprouts". ;).(Well at least it has a Garden Theme). ;););).
    A Man notices green lumps on his manhood,so he goes to the Doctors."That's Serious", says the Doctor , "You know how Rugby players get cauliflower ears "?"Yes ", says the man seriously."Well ",says the Doctor ,You've got Brothel...
    A Man notices green lumps on his manhood,so he goes to the Doctors."That's Serious", says the Doctor , "You know how Rugby players get cauliflower ears "?"Yes ", says the man...
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  5. Zigs
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop...
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop closing down sale.
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop closing down sale.
    1) Daughter got a 1st in her degree.2) Had an 'exam success congratulations ' card left from when we bought all the cards you can stuff in a carrier bag for £1 many years ago at a card shop...
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  6. Scrungee
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    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced that he had booked us a holiday for 2 1/2 weeks up in Snowdonia:yay:. Only Problem was that there was no...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced that he had booked us a holiday for 2 1/2 weeks up...
    We thought we wasn’t going away as we had been messed about by tradesmen so Mr Kandy decided to sow some Celariac seeds which started to germinate and grow in our greenhouse.He then announced...
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  7. kindredspirit
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    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  10. Zigs
    Funny x 4

    Spoons

    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
    Tetters has got a thing that sends her random videos everyday :biggrin:
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  11. shiney

    The Parody Group - Very Clever and Good Singers - Not For Trump Fans

    They're worth listening to just for their singing.They don't just have a go at Trump
    They're worth listening to just for their singing.They don't just have a go at Trump
    They're worth listening to just for their singing.They don't just have a go at Trump
    They're worth listening to just for their singing.They don't just have a go at Trump
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  13. mazambo
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    Real muppet

    Nice one :biggrin:
    Nice one :biggrin:
    Nice one :biggrin:
    Nice one :biggrin:
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  14. Tetters
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    Slug`s skin....

    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on...
    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on rosebay willowherb. The caterpillar pulls it`s head in which gives the resemblance to the head of an...
    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on rosebay willowherb. The caterpillar pulls it`s head...
    Some people are just plain daft ennit :snorky: We have elephant head hawk moths here - quite a colony of them now, as some friends of mine introduced some caterpillars many years ago. We put them on...
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  15. HarryS

    Christmas Present Ideas !

    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
    Just gleaned these from a BBC article , it is a real advert :snorky:
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  16. Victoria

    For Cat Lovers

    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
    Warning: LARGE File ... but worth it ...30 hilarious photos of cats snapped right after they made a terrible mistake
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  17. Victoria
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  18. Fat Controller
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    200mph Wedding Day

    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
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  19. Freddy

    Donald Chump

    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
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  20. roders
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    Donald Trump.

    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and...
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and unnecessarily unpleasant..!!
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and unnecessarily unpleasant..!!
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and...
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  22. Jack Sparrow

    Bitcoin

    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage slaves are given money in order to buy food and accommodation.Bit coin will never take off - it's not...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage slaves are given money in order to buy food and...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage...
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  23. HarryS

    Seven Dahlias and a ........

    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
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  24. martin-f
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    World cup 2018

    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
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  25. Doghouse Riley

    A Joke or Two, 2018

    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
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  26. Jack Sparrow

    Crowd safety at sporting events

    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
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  27. Jack Sparrow

    How stupid am I?

    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
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  28. Victoria

    How do you plant yours ... ?

    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
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