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  2. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024

    Hi @lizzie27 I know the birth date of our previous owner. It's the one before that I don't know - nor his/her/their names(s). Of course, I've no idea who installed it. But thank you for the...
    Hi @lizzie27 I know the birth date of our previous owner. It's the one before that I don't know - nor his/her/their names(s). Of course, I've no idea who installed it. But thank you for the offer. BTW, dare I ask HOW you might obtain it? Do you work for MI5?
    Hi @lizzie27 I know the birth date of our previous owner. It's the one before that I don't know - nor his/her/their names(s). Of course, I've no idea who installed it. But thank you for the offer. BTW, dare I ask HOW you might obtain it? Do you...
    Hi @lizzie27 I know the birth date of our previous owner. It's the one before that I don't know - nor his/her/their names(s). Of course, I've no idea who installed it. But thank you for the...
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2024 ... 167 168 169
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    RowlandsCastle
    Apr 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
  3. wiseowl
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    A Joke Or Two 2023/24

    A joke for Gardeners"How do you cut daffodils?""Secateurs?""Nah, scissors."
    A joke for Gardeners"How do you cut daffodils?""Secateurs?""Nah, scissors."
    A joke for Gardeners"How do you cut daffodils?""Secateurs?""Nah, scissors."
    A joke for Gardeners"How do you cut daffodils?""Secateurs?""Nah, scissors."
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 94 95 96
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    Cordy
    Apr 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
  4. wiseowl
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    Currently Listening To 2023/24

    @Sheal One hit wonders the Walkers (really though they were superb), but not with this song, only Lorraine for me. Think Wiki here has it about right, but so many covered the amazing song! I just...
    @Sheal One hit wonders the Walkers (really though they were superb), but not with this song, only Lorraine for me. Think Wiki here has it about right, but so many covered the amazing song! I just noticed Steve Marriot did it and had a quick listen, one of the best singers ever, but need to...
    @Sheal One hit wonders the Walkers (really though they were superb), but not with this song, only Lorraine for me. Think Wiki here has it about right, but so many covered the amazing song! I just noticed Steve Marriot did it and had a quick...
    @Sheal One hit wonders the Walkers (really though they were superb), but not with this song, only Lorraine for me. Think Wiki here has it about right, but so many covered the amazing song! I just...
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 22 23 24
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    DiggersJo
    Apr 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
  5. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........

    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming year. (There are some of you here who might call me a traitor, purchasing such a magazine, after the...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming year. (There are some of you here who might call me...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming...
    Marley Farley, Feb 8, 2019 ... 2
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    RowlandsCastle
    Apr 12, 2024
  6. shiney
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    Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    shiney, Mar 11, 2007 ... 2
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    shiney
    Mar 21, 2021
  7. shiney
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    For Comments And Points Awarded For Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as my head is thumping and I can't bear to look at the...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    shiney, Mar 3, 2021 ... 2
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    Upsydaisy
    Mar 10, 2021
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  9. Victoria

    Yawn ... wakey, wakey ...

    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being...
    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being closed and started in a new thread. Otherwise known as 'splitting'.How it will work is this:...
    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being closed and started in a new thread. Otherwise...
    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being...
    Victoria, Jul 31, 2006 ... 894 895 896
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    Daisies
    Sep 25, 2009
  10. Fat Controller

    Yawn, Yawn, Wakey Wakey!! 2016

    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 161 162 163
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    GCHQ
    Oct 7, 2016
  11. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2020

    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2020 ... 179 180 181
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    shiney
    Jan 1, 2021
  12. Phil A
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    Yawn Yawn, wakey wakey !! 2015 mk 2

    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Phil A, Apr 17, 2015 ... 154 155 156
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  13. ARMANDII
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    Like x 4

    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021

    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    ARMANDII, Jan 1, 2021 ... 163 164 165
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    shiney
    Jan 1, 2022
  14. Marley Farley
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    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey...!!!! MK8...

    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I...
    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I must get on and get my decs down, glad I have not got 5 trees one is enough for me plus the garlands...
    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I must get on and get my decs down, glad I have not...
    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I...
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    Marley Farley, Dec 30, 2012 ... 182 183 184
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    moyra
    Jan 5, 2014
  15. GardenersCorner
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    Are you good at Captions .... MK III

    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    GardenersCorner, Feb 23, 2012 ... 64 65 66
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    Trunky
    Jan 4, 2014
  16. shiney
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    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022

    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    shiney, Jan 1, 2022 ... 182 183 184
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    Flumpy
    Dec 31, 2022
  17. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2023

    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 180 181 182
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    shiney
    Jan 1, 2024
  18. Marley Farley
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    Yawn Yawn, Wakey WAKEY... 2014...

    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Marley Farley, Jan 5, 2014 ... 140 141 142
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    Marley Farley
    Sep 3, 2014
  19. Marley Farley

    YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Marley Farley, Feb 17, 2019 ... 144 145 146
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    moyra
    Jan 2, 2020
  20. kindredspirit
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    Like x 11

    A joke or two.

    Closed.. New thread
    Closed.. New thread
    Closed.. New thread
    Closed.. New thread
    kindredspirit, Oct 26, 2011 ... 75 76 77
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    Marley Farley
    Jan 13, 2014
  21. GCHQ

    Yawn,yawn, wakey, wakey 2017

    Means, I can smell leatherjackets here mum :snorky:
    Means, I can smell leatherjackets here mum :snorky:
    Means, I can smell leatherjackets here mum :snorky:
    Means, I can smell leatherjackets here mum :snorky:
    GCHQ, Oct 6, 2016 ... 94 95 96
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    Phil A
    May 31, 2017
  22. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Autumn 2018

    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    GCHQ, Mar 5, 2018 ... 98 99 100
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    shiney
    Dec 5, 2018
  23. Marley Farley
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    Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    Marley Farley, Mar 13, 2011 ... 65 66 67
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    GardenersCorner
    Feb 23, 2012
  24. Marley Farley
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    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey...!!!! MK7...

    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night...
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night tomorrow then it's back to normal - maybe.. Have a chilled evening everyone :wub2:
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night tomorrow then it's back to normal - maybe.. Have a...
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night...
    Marley Farley, Aug 19, 2012 ... 66 67 68
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    Jazmine
    Dec 30, 2012
  25. Kandy
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    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey..!! MK 6..

    New thread here
    New thread here
    New thread here
    New thread here
    Kandy, Feb 24, 2012 ... 63 64 65
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    Marley Farley
    Aug 19, 2012
  26. Fat Controller
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    Yawn Yawn, Wakey WAKEY...!! 2015

    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope to get some work done in the garden but we have a busy weekend. :)The wound is still improving and...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope to get some work done in the garden but we have a...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope...
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    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 78 79 80
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    shiney
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  27. shiney
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey WAKEY...!! 2014 part 2...

    Thread closed - new thread for the new year is HERE
    Thread closed - new thread for the new year is HERE
    Thread closed - new thread for the new year is HERE
    Thread closed - new thread for the new year is HERE
    shiney, Sep 3, 2014 ... 83 84 85
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 3, 2015
  28. Louise D
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    Yawn yawn - wakey wakey..!! Mk 4

    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be...
    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be a comfort to a dog. :what: Amber says not this dog! Shout from Steve's bedroom he is trying to catch up...
    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be a comfort to a dog. :what: Amber says not this dog! ...
    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be...
    Louise D, Mar 24, 2011 ... 63 64 65
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    moyra
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