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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. jjordie

    How many men....

    Trust a woman to nit pic
    Trust a woman to nit pic
    Trust a woman to nit pic
    Trust a woman to nit pic
    jjordie, Apr 25, 2007
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    nicsdad
    Apr 25, 2007
  2. Marley Farley

    The Bath Tub Test...!!!!!!!

    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Marley Farley, Apr 17, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Apr 22, 2007
  3. oldwinegum

    wives???? don't you just!!!!

    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    oldwinegum, Apr 18, 2007
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    elainefiz
    Apr 21, 2007
  4. oldwinegum

    another break for you.

    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    oldwinegum, Apr 21, 2007
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    elainefiz
    Apr 21, 2007
  5. oldwinegum

    b4Igo. An improvement on the earlier version, I think.

    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    oldwinegum, Apr 21, 2007
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    elainefiz
    Apr 21, 2007
  6. oldwinegum

    The wrinklees strike back. or the latest group is the Zimmers.

    I love it
    I love it
    I love it
    I love it
    oldwinegum, Apr 20, 2007
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    dancing queen
    Apr 21, 2007
  7. oldwinegum

    P.S to the bath tub joke

    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    oldwinegum, Apr 18, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Apr 18, 2007
  8. oldwinegum

    for the 30s,40s,50s,60s, and 70s gang (and their children)

    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a pint if you were underage in those days!)Not sure whether these days are better or worse but certainly...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a pint if you were underage in those days!)Not sure...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a...
    oldwinegum, Apr 15, 2007
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    cajary
    Apr 15, 2007
  9. oldwinegum

    understanding women

    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning...
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband", . . . ."He's still not seeing things my way." ;)
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband",...
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning...
    oldwinegum, Apr 14, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Apr 14, 2007
  10. oldwinegum

    cant remember if you have had the pleasure!!!

    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    oldwinegum, Apr 12, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Apr 12, 2007
  11. oldwinegum

    sorry about the quality, only just back from me hols.

    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    oldwinegum, Apr 11, 2007
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    Garden sponge
    Apr 12, 2007
  12. oldwinegum

    Rolling road block

    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    oldwinegum, Apr 4, 2007
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    cajary
    Apr 5, 2007
  13. shiney

    Sayings

    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    shiney, Apr 4, 2007
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    Kandy
    Apr 4, 2007
  14. Whiley

    Whileys birthday party - drunk fairies ahoy!

    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Whiley, Mar 11, 2007
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    Whiley
    Apr 3, 2007
  15. oldwinegum

    Do not steal.

    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    oldwinegum, Apr 2, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Apr 2, 2007
  16. oldwinegum

    complaints department

    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    oldwinegum, Mar 30, 2007
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    Kedi-Gato
    Apr 1, 2007
  17. Marley Farley

    The Four Cats...!!

    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    Marley Farley, Mar 31, 2007
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    Marley Farley
    Apr 1, 2007
  18. Marley Farley

    Coffee Time..!!!

    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    Marley Farley, Mar 31, 2007
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    miraflores
    Mar 31, 2007
  19. oldwinegum

    no more for now

    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    oldwinegum, Mar 30, 2007
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    Victoria
    Mar 30, 2007
  20. oldwinegum

    cricket joke

    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    oldwinegum, Mar 29, 2007
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    Paladin
    Mar 30, 2007
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