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  1. oldwinegum

    second discussion group

    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
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  2. Victoria

    Food for Thought

    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
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  3. compostee

    golfers beware!

    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
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  4. oldwinegum

    So the weather was not very good today

    another goodun owg keep em coming
    another goodun owg keep em coming
    another goodun owg keep em coming
    another goodun owg keep em coming
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  5. oldwinegum

    Tesco's Greeter

    ahahah
    ahahah
    ahahah
    ahahah
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  6. oldwinegum

    even quicker

    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
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  7. oldwinegum

    a quicky

    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
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  8. elainefiz

    Where`s Rosa and Hornbeam?

    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitor...
    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitorhttp://elderberry3.bestbulletinboard.com/login.php?sid=3e96e429feabc26c18bd7be94acc1e9f
    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitorhttp://elderberry3.bestbulletinboard.com/login.php?sid=3e96e429feabc26c18bd7be94acc1e9f
    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitor...
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  9. jjordie

    Chocolate

    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos...
    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos it's doing me good :D"Hands up - which of us hasn't gone 'Mmmm' at the thought of a chocolatey...
    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos it's doing me good :D"Hands up - which of us...
    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos...
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  10. Paladin

    Do you know?

    my greater knowledge??????????? in the words of the famous waiter, " i know nothing"
    my greater knowledge??????????? in the words of the famous waiter, " i know nothing"
    my greater knowledge??????????? in the words of the famous waiter, " i know nothing"
    my greater knowledge??????????? in the words of the famous waiter, " i know nothing"
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  11. shiney

    Four letter words

    Came across this in my file and I can't remember whether I've posted it before.Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy...
    Came across this in my file and I can't remember whether I've posted it before.Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weaselling phrase That never...
    Came across this in my file and I can't remember whether I've posted it before.Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But...
    Came across this in my file and I can't remember whether I've posted it before.Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy...
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  12. Paladin

    Rather apt..

    Loved it if only it was that easy!!!! mind you the way I sing I would probably encourage more cats to be in my garden to join in the chorus (but best we dont mention the C-- word dont want to be...
    Loved it if only it was that easy!!!! mind you the way I sing I would probably encourage more cats to be in my garden to join in the chorus (but best we dont mention the C-- word dont want to be responsible for bringing that subject up again :D :D )
    Loved it if only it was that easy!!!! mind you the way I sing I would probably encourage more cats to be in my garden to join in the chorus (but best we dont mention the C-- word dont want to be responsible for bringing that subject up again :D...
    Loved it if only it was that easy!!!! mind you the way I sing I would probably encourage more cats to be in my garden to join in the chorus (but best we dont mention the C-- word dont want to be...
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  13. Fonzie

    Lumberjack

    A man with more muscle than brains went for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman asked him if he had done lumberjacking before to which the man said no. The foreman decided to give him a chance and...
    A man with more muscle than brains went for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman asked him if he had done lumberjacking before to which the man said no. The foreman decided to give him a chance and asked for three trees to be felled and cut into six foot logs in an hour. "Remember now", said the...
    A man with more muscle than brains went for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman asked him if he had done lumberjacking before to which the man said no. The foreman decided to give him a chance and asked for three trees to be felled and cut into...
    A man with more muscle than brains went for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman asked him if he had done lumberjacking before to which the man said no. The foreman decided to give him a chance and...
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  14. shiney
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  15. shiney

    Flogging a Dead Donkey

    I wish I could have laid claim to that one, I have to say that on quality you are ahead. Nice one.
    I wish I could have laid claim to that one, I have to say that on quality you are ahead. Nice one.
    I wish I could have laid claim to that one, I have to say that on quality you are ahead. Nice one.
    I wish I could have laid claim to that one, I have to say that on quality you are ahead. Nice one.
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  16. Rich

    Positive proof of global warming

    :D The first pair look like a bed jacket my gran used to wear!The second were fashionable in the 1980`s and the third pair look like rubbers used over a baby`s nappy in the 70`s.
    :D The first pair look like a bed jacket my gran used to wear!The second were fashionable in the 1980`s and the third pair look like rubbers used over a baby`s nappy in the 70`s.
    :D The first pair look like a bed jacket my gran used to wear!The second were fashionable in the 1980`s and the third pair look like rubbers used over a baby`s nappy in the 70`s.
    :D The first pair look like a bed jacket my gran used to wear!The second were fashionable in the 1980`s and the third pair look like rubbers used over a baby`s nappy in the 70`s.
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  17. oldwinegum

    blondish

    Cough, cough, from a blonde who carries a tape measure around with her ...
    Cough, cough, from a blonde who carries a tape measure around with her ...
    Cough, cough, from a blonde who carries a tape measure around with her ...
    Cough, cough, from a blonde who carries a tape measure around with her ...
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  18. Kandy
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  19. lisa0307

    Mobile Phone GPS Tracking...

    [ 17. March 2007, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
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  20. jjordie

    Google surprises me sometimes!

    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
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