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The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. Gizmo
    Funny x 4

    cat poem

    a cat poem.jpg
    Gizmo, Mar 25, 2023
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    Gizmo
    Mar 25, 2023
  2. Gizmo
    Funny x 7

    fell asleep at scene of crime

    we think she is getting darker in colour
    we think she is getting darker in colour
    we think she is getting darker in colour
    we think she is getting darker in colour
    Gizmo, Mar 24, 2023
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    Gizmo
    Mar 24, 2023
  3. Gizmo

    any marshmellows

    wheres the marshmellows.jpg
    Gizmo, Mar 24, 2023
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    Gizmo
    Mar 24, 2023
  4. Gizmo

    cat tv

    our favourite tv show.jpg
    Gizmo, Mar 24, 2023
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    Gizmo
    Mar 24, 2023
  5. Gizmo

    peek a boo

    cant see me.jpg
    Gizmo, Mar 23, 2023
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    Gizmo
    Mar 23, 2023
  6. shiney
    Locked

    CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2022

    Some very clever classic clips of very old dances from musicals put to the song Uptown Funk
    Some very clever classic clips of very old dances from musicals put to the song Uptown Funk
    Some very clever classic clips of very old dances from musicals put to the song Uptown Funk
    Some very clever classic clips of very old dances from musicals put to the song Uptown Funk
    shiney, Jan 1, 2022 ... 26 27 28
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    shiney
    Feb 4, 2023
  7. shiney
    Locked

    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022

    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    All the very best Lori! Hope this year brings you good health and happiness :cheers:
    shiney, Jan 1, 2022 ... 182 183 184
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    Flumpy
    Dec 31, 2022
  8. shiney
    Locked

    A joke or two.... 2022

    shiney, Jan 1, 2022 ... 24 25 26
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    Victoria
    Dec 31, 2022
  9. Clueless 1 v2

    Movies that could be a lot shorter

    Agree :blue thumb:Don't forget Columbo! If he didn't stop to light a cigar and also remembered immediately what he was about to say so that he didn't have to walk slowly to the door, stop, turn round and...
    Agree :blue thumb:Don't forget Columbo! If he didn't stop to light a cigar and also remembered immediately what he was about to say so that he didn't have to walk slowly to the door, stop, turn round and then say what he remembered, the show would have been shorter. :)
    Agree :blue thumb:Don't forget Columbo! If he didn't stop to light a cigar and also remembered immediately what he was about to say so that he didn't have to walk slowly to the door, stop, turn round and then say what he remembered, the show would have...
    Agree :blue thumb:Don't forget Columbo! If he didn't stop to light a cigar and also remembered immediately what he was about to say so that he didn't have to walk slowly to the door, stop, turn round and...
    Clueless 1 v2, Nov 10, 2022
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    shiney
    Nov 11, 2022
  10. Jack McHammocklashing

    Crimbo

    Any use to you jack? Gift Baskets and Hampers | Free UK Delivery | hampers.com
    Any use to you jack? Gift Baskets and Hampers | Free UK Delivery | hampers.com
    Any use to you jack? Gift Baskets and Hampers | Free UK Delivery | hampers.com
    Any use to you jack? Gift Baskets and Hampers | Free UK Delivery | hampers.com
    Jack McHammocklashing, Nov 3, 2022
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    Loofah
    Nov 3, 2022
  11. Clueless 1 v2

    Crazy people

    Only part-time :biggrin: I'm a life-coach as well :roflol:
    Only part-time :biggrin: I'm a life-coach as well :roflol:
    Only part-time :biggrin: I'm a life-coach as well :roflol:
    Only part-time :biggrin: I'm a life-coach as well :roflol:
    Clueless 1 v2, Sep 13, 2022 ... 2 3
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    noisette47
    Sep 15, 2022
  12. Clueless 1 v2

    There's something strange, in the neighbourhood

    We finally got rain last week that helped a bit but none forecast since then - until this evening. I'll get ready to go out and dance in it! :rolleyespink:
    We finally got rain last week that helped a bit but none forecast since then - until this evening. I'll get ready to go out and dance in it! :rolleyespink:
    We finally got rain last week that helped a bit but none forecast since then - until this evening. I'll get ready to go out and dance in it! :rolleyespink:
    We finally got rain last week that helped a bit but none forecast since then - until this evening. I'll get ready to go out and dance in it! :rolleyespink:
    Clueless 1 v2, Jul 12, 2022
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    shiney
    Aug 22, 2022
  13. Michael Hewett
    Funny x 8

    Swearing ...

    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was...
    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was nearly shift change time there was an extra bus mainly for the ladies that worked in the clothes...
    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was nearly shift change time there was an extra bus...
    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was...
    Michael Hewett, Jul 29, 2022
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    Clueless 1 v2
    Jul 29, 2022
  14. Clueless 1 v2
    Funny x 5

    The fastest way to get rid of cold callers

    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm;...
    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm; he'd just been shooting rabbits in the field at the back.
    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm; he'd just been shooting rabbits in the field at the back.
    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm;...
    Clueless 1 v2, Jul 5, 2022
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    NigelJ
    Jul 5, 2022
  15. oldwinegum

    Jokes that speak the truth are the funnyest

    2022_04_07 The Best Ever Senior Citizen Joke ___ U.jpg
    oldwinegum, Feb 21, 2007
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    Janet mahay
    May 7, 2022
  16. hailbopp
    Funny x 4

    Having just filled up, too near the truth to be funny.

    Thanks for this!
    Thanks for this!
    Thanks for this!
    Thanks for this!
    hailbopp, Mar 10, 2022
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    JR
    Mar 10, 2022
  17. ARMANDII
    Like x 4

    CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021

    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022...
    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022 thread;))
    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022 thread;))
    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022...
    ARMANDII, Jan 1, 2021 ... 11 12 13
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    25,400
    Freddy
    Jan 2, 2022
  18. Fat Controller
    Funny x 4

    A joke or two.... 2021

    Thank you @shiney
    Thank you @shiney
    Thank you @shiney
    Thank you @shiney
    Fat Controller, Jan 7, 2021 ... 10 11 12
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    27,910
    Logan
    Jan 1, 2022
  19. ARMANDII
    Locked
    Like x 4

    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021

    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    ARMANDII, Jan 1, 2021 ... 163 164 165
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    2,461
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    73,523
    shiney
    Jan 1, 2022
  20. roders

    Strictly Come Dancing.

    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    roders, Dec 19, 2021
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    2
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    2,656
    Loofah
    Dec 20, 2021
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