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The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. roders

    Who are these two?

    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
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  2. Michael Hewett

    Listeners

    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get...
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get ads for murder weapons.
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get ads for murder weapons.
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get...
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  3. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Bohemian Catsody

    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
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  4. Fat Controller

    Abba return!

    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
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  5. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Not Allowed To Use The Word Curry!!!!!!

    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
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  6. CanadianLori

    Small television or monitor? Which is best for CCTV?

    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used...
    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used Gateway monitor given to me by a buddy who didn't need it anymore. And I had a timer already so it will...
    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used Gateway monitor given to me by a buddy who didn't need...
    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used...
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  7. Giri
    Funny x 7

    A moving Tail.

    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
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  8. Fat Controller

    My Way - watch the drummer

    well he certainly "did it his way"
    well he certainly "did it his way"
    well he certainly "did it his way"
    well he certainly "did it his way"
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  9. noisette47
    Funny x 3

    World Naked Gardening Day

    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
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  10. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    You know you are Scottish if...

    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
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  11. shiney

    Scores And Comments For The Ant Quiz

    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
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  12. shiney

    The Ant Quiz - The English Language

    This is a fun quiz to test your ability to think with a twisted mind like mine :roflol:.You'll have plenty of time to work on it.2 points for each correct answer and a possible one for an almost...
    This is a fun quiz to test your ability to think with a twisted mind like mine :roflol:.You'll have plenty of time to work on it.2 points for each correct answer and a possible one for an almost correct answer. If you get one point you will still be able to get the second point if you come up with...
    This is a fun quiz to test your ability to think with a twisted mind like mine :roflol:.You'll have plenty of time to work on it.2 points for each correct answer and a possible one for an almost correct answer. If you get one point you will still be...
    This is a fun quiz to test your ability to think with a twisted mind like mine :roflol:.You'll have plenty of time to work on it.2 points for each correct answer and a possible one for an almost...
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  13. Jiffy
    Funny x 4

    Happy Birthday Jiffy's rubbish

    :yahoo:Happy Hols Jiffy's rubbish.:)
    :yahoo:Happy Hols Jiffy's rubbish.:)
    :yahoo:Happy Hols Jiffy's rubbish.:)
    :yahoo:Happy Hols Jiffy's rubbish.:)
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  14. Victoria

    Currently Listening to ... in 2021

    @ARMANDIIWill you please move the above to your link. I stupidly started a new link. :doh:Thank you. Vxx
    @ARMANDIIWill you please move the above to your link. I stupidly started a new link. :doh:Thank you. Vxx
    @ARMANDIIWill you please move the above to your link. I stupidly started a new link. :doh:Thank you. Vxx
    @ARMANDIIWill you please move the above to your link. I stupidly started a new link. :doh:Thank you. Vxx
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  15. Sheal
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  16. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Political Correctness :)

    If you get offended about jokes about political correctness then don't watch this. :nonofinger:This section of GC is "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"
    If you get offended about jokes about political correctness then don't watch this. :nonofinger:This section of GC is "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"
    If you get offended about jokes about political correctness then don't watch this. :nonofinger:This section of GC is "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"
    If you get offended about jokes about political correctness then don't watch this. :nonofinger:This section of GC is "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"
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  17. roders
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  18. wiseowl
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2020

    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
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    2,706
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    76,488
  19. JWK

    Best of 2020

    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
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  20. JWK
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