Nude......

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  1. kindredspirit

    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    • JWK

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      £20 an hour, not too bad, trouble is I'm not 18-55
       
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        Don't think I've ever cleaned a nude femail :noidea:
         
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        • JWK

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          but have you ever cleaned a nude female?
           
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          • MrsTea

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            :huh: ... I hope the person who advertises for the job has the heating on.. :heehee:
             
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              Well, this remines me of when i delivered a load of fert to a farm, there was no one around the farm so went to the farm house and the farmers wife/lady friend/cleaner etc was out side doing the ironing and she didn't have a any clothes on :hate-shocked:she just stood there and said that the farmer won't be long and he'll come over and off load you,

              well there must be something in the water :snorky:
               
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              • Scrungee

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                For those who don't like cleaning, there's always World Naked Gardening Day on Saturday 7th May 2016 http://www.wngd.org/

                WARNING! World Naked Gardening Day website may include pictures of nudity!
                 
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                Looking at the current weather for up here, I'd look like a smurf. Frozen blue and pudgy :rolleyespink: But good to know that there is such thing, just in (the very unlikely) case that fancy some naked gardening. :whistle::loll:
                 
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                You have the date wrong @Scrungee , Shiney's gathering is 28/29th of May.:heehee:
                 
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                  Oh, yes you have, you fibber you!!:heehee::lunapic 130165696578242 5::loll:
                   
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