Why crocodile has a bumpy back

I'm off work sick. Slowly going mad I think. On the plus side, with 1.2 home from nursery I do get to watch some high quality educational tv instead of wife's choice of drivel.

Today, we learned why crocodile has a bumpy back. It is in fact the truth. This is really how evolution works.

 

So, the English evolve from an elephant with flatulence

Glad you didn't watch your wife's choice of drivel

 

Healing vibes being sent your way

 

Dunno. I haven't seen that episode. But I do know why elephant's trunk is long, and why flamingo stands on one leg. Oh, and why flee jumps.

 

Hope you feel better soon @clueless1

 

Oh no another month off work, I do hope your injuries heal soon

 

I'm not off for a month, and not because of injury. Just a few days with gastroenteritis.

 

As per the elephant in the video you posted?

It was the English speaking Elephant in the video you posted (who suffered from flatulence ).

Ok, I admit, I gave up 11 minutes or so of my life to watch the video; based my comments on it and ...


... major "fail" when it comes to humour! (I'll get my coat )

 

I get it now.

To quote elephant, 'big head see, tiny brain'.

Anyway, I found this episode exceptionally funny because the call to run reminds me of my youth. I was a good kid, but some of my mates could be a bit naughty at times. So I learned quite quickly that if someone shouts run, you run without question.

 

... it reminded of an essay I had to write when I was around 9 years old. I may be confused, but, I think it was at a time when we were hearing Aesops Fables?

Anyway, the point was, we had to write an essay on something to do with why certain animals *looked* (evolved?) the way they did.
This was the very first essay I ever scored an "A" in (insert smug grin ) To this day I remember writing the tale of how a seal has (seemingly) conjoined "legs". I waxed lyrical how one birth was so tight to schedule, the poor baby emerged with its legs, seemingly, joined together; they had become stuck together during the birthing process

What a load of taradiddle!! But, when it comes to "creative" writing; spot on!

What my mind was thinking at that point in time takes a few moments of reflection (because I really had no clue on how "babies" were made .. or even born!); I can only conclude that my half sister had recently given birth to my nephew and something of the "seen but not heard" philosophy had meant I'd heard things I maybe shouldn't have and that gave rise to my "imaginative" story. Who cares!!? I scored an "A" ...

 

You will be when your wife reads your comments