The Gardeners Arms (always open)

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  1. ARMANDII

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    Oh, you innocent, you!!!:heehee:
     
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      Hic Slurp Hic
       
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        Now you are just doing impressions of me!

        I can admit that I have a drink problem.............







































        I have two hands and only one mouth! :biggrin:
         
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          I am an ice hog. Both refrigerators have ice makers and I have a counter top model as a backup. And the girl guides found me a "bad fit"... :)
           
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            Ah, we have something in common! When I were a lad, I wasn't overly popular with the Girl Guides either :biggrin:
             
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              Err I do not recognise the word gams
              However I do have some photos of myself at a sods opera, dressed up only most of the guys fancied me
              I MIGHT post them up :-)
               
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                And another triple Prussers makes its way to Jack's glass, lest he forget how to post photos..... ;)
                 
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                  Are you trying to get jack drunk?
                   
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                    Pity I've been retired so long as I used to teach hair colouring :old: but I don't know the products on the market nowadays.

                    Ve haf vays of making you blond

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                      @CanadianLori I'll let him know what you think of him as he lives just down the road. :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                       
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                        So was that you with the parrot and the bottle of Neaters?
                         
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                              'Ere, watch it mate!!!
                               
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                                So what do they say about someone who's a hairdresser and a sailor? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                                 
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