Tesco Cafe

It was originally written based on the teachings of people who knew what they were on about. In making rules about we we should eat, who we should have 'relations' with etc, someone figured that it was not good to get food poisoning or spread disease through the village when there's always something other tribe that wants a fight so everyone needs to stay strong.

It was easy to just say 'god said' than to try to explain to people that may have been of limited intelligence that poisoning and disease is bad.

 

We should swap restaurants - I find most places over cook it. If I order a steak "bloody as hell" more often than not it is rare at best and frequently best described as medium rare.

 

Longk, steak just HAS to be supplied with plasters.lol lol

 

There is a problem here as they over cook meat so t'other half orders 'muito mal passado' ... translation is very badly cooked, real translation is rare and the chefs love it and so does he. Winner all round! I rarely eat meat but love turkey breast in mushroom sauce and it is cooked to perfection.

 

Which is why I wont touch the stuff.

 

Going to an Welsh-Nigerian engagement soon and try goat for the first time. Quite weirdly, I'm looking forward to it.

 

Eat it

 

Isn't proper donner meat goat?

Most donner meat is just random bits of roadkill of course. There's probably bits of rabbit, crow, hedgehog, the odd badger in there, a couple of pigeons perhaps. But I think if you're lucky enough to get proper donner meat, I'm pretty sure it's goat.

 

Really? I was under the impression it was lamb! I don't like doner and I don't like lamb....

 

I am so glad that I am vegetarian

 

I tried being veggie, failed miserably. I like chicken and bacon way too much. Both in a sandwich is heaven.