The Gardeners Arms (always open)

Not you as well?
I went out for a meal last week (Indian) and one of the girls put in an order for chips,
"Gotta have chips with a curry!"
Weirdo

 

lifetime of wearing tent sized dresses

I do like this one though, fridge pickers wear bigger knickers

 

Well aye, that's curry half and half chicken curry with half rice and half chips! Yum.. Nothing weird about that! Needs some poppadums and mango chutney too though

 

You are *so* demanding!!!!

*races back with Linz order*

 

And before you ask ...



... I've made you this for dessert.

 

Corr!! You are quick best be cooked tidy!! And none of that microwave malarky

 

All with my own fair hands

 

That looks stunning! I can feel the pounds piling on already, be waddling out of here tonight!

(on a side note just had to waddle over to the window, cat knocked my chittting spuds off!!!!)

 

Fairly scrubbed? I don't want no side dishes of dirt from where you've been potching in the garden!

 

Aww ... that was to remind you that you need to think about planting them See? Cat was being helpful

 

Looool don't think so! He's a bugger for sleeping on my spuds (and pots!) Will be putting them in the 17th


M you doing an Oliver Twist on me and begging for my curry?

 

No, silly

Payment! You've just had two home deliveries

 

B-b-b-but I didn't ask for the cake/trifle.. cream bomb!!? Whatever it is!

 

Right - it's Friday night, I'm settled down with a pint and since tonight's topic seems to be food - yes I do have a snack on the go.

It's something called a vanilla danish crown and Mrs Trunky saw them reduced in the supermarket this evening. Not bad actually - goes quite well with a pint of Adnams.