LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2017

We buy Ozzy's food online; have done since we lived here. Order goes in - food delivered within 3 days. Until now!

Mr "M" put the order in, as usual; 5 days later, still no food. Contacted the company who couldn't explain why it hadn't arrived and made sure he had a tracking number. Nine days pass. Tracking had shown it as: 8th delivery (in the morning); 71st delivery (after lunch); returned to depot (by teatime).
Day 10: similar to Day 9. So, Mr "M" investigates where the depot is ... it is 5 miles away from us.
Day 11: 21st delivery (a.m); 7th delivery (lunchtime); Returned to depot, card left (teatime)
Check letter box, no card.
Phone delivery group who state that the driver received no answer so put a card in the letter box; Mr "M" asked where he had tried to deliver to and the person on the phone quoted the post code - clearly not ours! While Mr "M" was still on the phone, I googled that postcode ... it doesn't even exist!!
Long and the short of it, Mr "M" drove to the depot yesterday evening and collected it himself

It's one thing to mess up the delivery but it was cOmpounDEd with Lies

 

I know, I know.. I never normally put anything in my ears except the corner of a towel but thought I'd "clean them" Have no olive oil as it all been used on bread making and I was off the next morning.. so picked up Earex Advance (hydrogen peroxide) and it hasn't shifted anything, I have tinnitus to top it off! Just popped an amoxicillin, some paracetamol and more Earex dropped in

Yodel are pants, has to be said. Have you had a refund for delivery?

 

To be fair, there are 38 houses with the same number in your road and the postcode took me to a farm just outside the village

I did enjoy the wonderful stay and company once i'd found your place though

 

'@Zigs How did you manage that signature 'cloaking' above?

 

I didn't Scrunge

 

Somebody did, there was a great chunk missing from the bottom of your post at 06:18, but somebody's put it back now.

 

It didn't last long and through all the toys out the pram

 

There was no one in the office and I accidentally let the goat out

 

It has definitely been the year of the sycamore seedlings! I don't even have one in the neighbouring gardens but those pesky 'helicopters' have been prolific.

Isn't that the same for everyone?

 

That's easy to fix:

 

I loved Mork and Mindy!

My nan's dog was called Mindy too.. simple times.

 

I ed Robin Williams

 

I've just watched a prog where morbidly obese folk tried to explain why they can't eat healthy on £27000 a year

Now it's a bit beyond me, I might be missing something but I manage it on less than half that

I must be doing something wrong? Instead of working my bollows off, getting up at 5am every morning and not getting back till gone 6 most days, maybe I should be just eating myself so big that I get a flat that I can moan about and get all my prescriptions paid for??????