Why is Cornwall best?

pasties are pants in Cornwall. Better off going to Greggs

 

Well I thought Cornwall had already gained independence! I keep telling my Cornish camper that the county is only attached by a zip, and will very likely be cast off soon to float away into the mist......proper job!
There is also talk that planet Thanet will be going the same way :confused:

 

I heard they wrap food in nettles

Cornish Yarg - Wikipedia

 

Yes and what a fabulous cheese too Zigs.....nettles sre rich in minerals so can you imagine just how good cornish cheese is
Greggs don't cut it down here.....never heard of Philp's famous pasties?
Independence for Cornwall has always been a talking point Tetters. Already we have a devolved status ! Not too big a step left
We also had a few gold medallists at the Olympics
And we have the most coastline of any county so uniquely beautiful
Oh, as part Aussie I am impartial in saying Cornwall is best :rasp:

 

It's quite true!! I was given a sample of yarg just two days ago. It's smashing!
I have also made heva cake as a gift for Cornish camper (pronounced heavy) - a strange flat job with a criss cross pattern denoting a fishing net.
They talk funny down there though and they believe in piskies....mind you that could be to do with the cider :drunk:

 

They talk funny in Zigland too

 

Cornish piskies exist all you doubters!
I have some living in the bottom of my garden; they come out to play every full moon and I have seen them. Honestly and truthfully
Talk funny do we? We do things drexkly me 'ansome.
(Can you imagine a kid with an aussie twang and a cornish dialect? The girls loved it )

 

Just give me Caerphilly cheese instead (or tintern)

No idea where I got my so-called "pasty" from Verdun. Don't really care either. Could of got 4 for the price of one from Greggs :rasp:

 

Going back into the past then? At least it began as an Island

 

Kind of says it all really, we all know about Aussies and trumpet blowing

 

Cathedral Cheddar for me - the "mature", mature variety But, some room temperature Brie if I have a cold and can't smell it

 

I still want to know why Aussies feel the need to tie their kangaroos down. What do they do with them afterwards? Can it be said on an open forum?

 

That title belongs to Essex (if you're talking England) - if you're talking an "independent" Cornwall ... then it's a no brainer, due to lack of competition

 

Two words: Rolf (and) Harris

 

I bought some of that Cathedral mature stuff, it had absolutely no flavour, so I complained.
They sent me a 10 quid voucher.
So now I can get 10 quids worth of tasteless cheese for nothing

I was getting to that.