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LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2018

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  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    That reminds me that back in 1828 my old pal Robert Owen said to Bill Allen 'All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer'. That was in the days when 'queer' meant 'a little bit crazy'. :old: :heehee:
     
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    I've been reading through a few posts today AND would request that GC introduce an "ENGLISH" dictionary/spell check reference area?

    My spelling isn't that good but my late sister was an English teacher, she would have been appalled if I had spelled Centre as Center or Litre as Liter (spell check now trying to correct me).

    Forgive if I'm wrong but isn't this a UK based website?

    I know I'm being pedantic and this is said very much tongue in cheek. :rasp:
     
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      Good afternoon @Vince my friend I believe this has been discussed before just follow this link,I am saying this with tongue in cheek;):smile:

      Autocorrect spellchecker
       
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      • ARMANDII

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        I spent the day waiting for the delivery of a new Gas Cooker.:wallbanging: When it came it couldn't be fitted as they didn't bring a connecting pipe to connect the Cooker to the main supply:gaah: So, I took the delivery, without loss of temper,and phoned a gas engineer to come and connect the cooker. He probably won't turn up for a couple of days so I'm without the use of a cooker until he does arrive.:doh: It's a good job I've got a Micro Wave, and also a good excuse for a Chinese Takeaway or two.:snorky:
        I'm also stuck at home tomorrow as I've just bought a new heavy duty Mount and tripod for the Observatory which should arrive via FedEx before 6pm. The thing is so heavy they wanted to bring it on a pallet!!:hate-shocked: But the Dealer has persuaded FedEx to split it into two parts, still both heavy, which could mean one part arriving tomorrow and the other part the day after:wallbanging::doh:
         
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        • Doghouse Riley

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          I've finally resolved the situation with my "compo" from John Lewis, over the duff Miele fridge/freezer.
          Having settled for a new fridge/freezer and £75, I was then told that this would be in the form of a credit to my John Lewis account. I replied by e-mail that it wasn't acceptable, I wanted the cash. This was last Wednesday week. As there was no response I followed it up last Wednesday. Still nothing today. So I rang. I was told, "the complaint has been closed." I said "by eck it is! No cash and I'll lay it all by registered post at the managing director's door, with copies of all e-mails enclosed."
          There's always a jobsworth who tries to be clever, isn't there?


          The cash has now been credited to my bank account.
           
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          • ARMANDII

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            The Gasman has just phoned me to say he'll call in tomorrow:yes::hapydancsmil::snorky:
             
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              You can't trust many these days.

              With tradesmen who are coming to a job, a frequent ploy is that they turn up on a Monday and start the job and then don't come on Tuesday because they've gone back to the previous job they should have finished Friday. They hope that because they've started, you won't get anyone else in.

              On the occasions that I've engaged some to do a job, i.e. decorating, or building work. I've always told them before they start, if they say they will start on a Monday, or any day and don't turn up on the Tuesday, or the day after they start, then don't bother coming back again, I'll get someone else to do the job and they won't get paid for for the day they worked.
              Some accept these conditions, others bale out and refuse the job.
               
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                This guy is a local man so he gets a lot of work by being reliable and from "word of mouth", Riley ,so he'll be here tomorrow and, as I'm having to wait in tomorrow for the delivery by FedEx who have only given a delivery time that states "up to 6pm", I'll be twiddling my fingers until it arrives.:dunno::heehee:
                 
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                    @Vince
                    No problem here. So it must be your computer.

                    centre litre
                     
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                      Gasman came and connected the new gas cooker!!
                       
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                        Most spell checkers are American. If you manually change a word that's been corrected in error,next time it shouldn't make the same mistake. In theory at least. I agree it can be frustrating. It also doesn't recognise words like composter (at least it didn't until just now) or breakfasting.

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                        • shiney

                          shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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                          Spell checkers don't always help :hate-shocked:

                          DO YOU RELY ON A SPELL CHECKER?

                          Try putting this short poem through your spell checker.

                          Eye halve a spelling chequer
                          It came with my pea sea
                          It plainly marques four my revue
                          Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

                          Eye strike a quay and type a word
                          And weight four it two say
                          Weather eye am wrong oar write
                          It chose me strait a weigh.

                          As soon as a mist ache is maid
                          It nose bee fore two long
                          And eye kin put the error rite
                          Its rare lea ever wrong.

                          Eye have run this poem threw it
                          I am shore your pleased two no
                          Its letter perfect awl the weigh
                          My chequer tolled me sew.

                          Unfortunately, hi-tech equipment and software don’t mean that you can’t make mistakes!!!!
                           
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                            The written instructions we use to get from our office were terrible. I once asked if they had a spell checker. They replied in the affirmative. I wanted to ask why they didn't bother using it but I'm not that cheeky.

                            :snorky:

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