YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

@Flumpy I can't claim ownership of that poem apart from having it in my collection on the computer

Although I do write some poetry it's not very good.

I did write a poem to Sainsbury's when their toilet paper that I had bought turned out to be rough instead of Super Soft


A BIT OF A “BUMMER”
(or an inconvenience)

It is with regret I write to you
About a problem in my loo.
A product I bought, in your store,
Is starting to make my bum sore.
In days gone by I’ve used your brand
Of toilet rolls and found them grand.
But though they’re “super soft” by name
They certainly don’t feel the same
As those we’ve used for years and years -
They’ve brought us to the verge of tears!
So, Sainsbury’s, please bring back the days
When we can utter words of praise
For those fine rolls we use with ease,
That do their job;
and also please.

 

Good morning everyone its very wet here,have a lovely day

 

Aloha everyone,

We didn't get a lot of rain but the garden certainly needed what we did get.


I got a prompt reply from Sainsbury's

I thank you for your charming rhyme,
It jumped out from my pile;
And when I showed it round the room
It more than raised a smile.

Our joy though did not last for long
As soon we had to learn
That toilet rolls from Sainsbury's
Have caused you great concern.

We tried to change these toilet rolls
To make them soft and new;
To make it fun for everyone
To sit upon the loo.

The Buyers I will notify
They make your bottom sore,
And we will do our best to make
Them softer evermore.

The voucher I am sending you
Comes with our great regret
That anything from Sainsbury's
Has caused you so to fret.

Yours sincerely
Alex Voskou

Manager - Customer Services
Enclosed: £5 voucher

I then wrote back

Your poem I received with joy
Knowing that you care
That my poor nether regions
Were in such disrepair.

I guess the voucher I received
Is not for me to try
To use here as a substitute –
That brings a tear to my eye!

So I’ll assume, and thank you
It’s sent in sympathy
For all the trauma suffered
Somewhere above the knee.

I’ll use it for the purpose
I think that you intend.
To buy your toilet rolls once more
To salve my tender end.

You’ve restored my faith in fellow man
Which recently went down the pan
Your voucher now seems heaven sent
To really placate my fundament.

To write in rhyme you have a gift
And your response gave me a lift.
I thank you, sir, so very much
For the way that you have kept in touch

With my plight
I won’t forget you
Customer Services and
Alex Voskou

Keep well and have a great day

 

Hello again I forgot to mention its the first day of March to day,doesn't time fly ,enjoy your day

 

Oh Goody! One of the pubs round here changes their special lunchtime menu each month