Corona Virus Treatment

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  1. Scrungee

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    We don't have an Asda and the nearest one doesn't deliver here.
     
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      uestion..(sorry my 'cue' is jiggered on my lap top):biggrin:

      If you eat lots of soup do you get diarrhea ?
      Thought I'd mention it because loo rolls and soup are being wiped off the shelves in Morrisons:scratch:
       
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        I'm sure somebody will be along shortly to post that their Morrison's has plenty of loo rolls and soup.
         
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          Sorry, I just wanted to be helpful. I have no idea where you live.
          I live in Manchester.
          It would be nice if everyone could have a label with their location. (I don't mean address and I don't need a key to your house! Lol)
           
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          I find this somewhat amusing ... the mind boggles ...

          "Staying safe
          The Terrence Higgins Trust published advice in August suggesting people avoid kissing, wear a face covering and choose positions that aren't face-to-face during sex.

          They say their advice hasn't changed much since then.

          "Your best sexual partner during the COVID-19 pandemic is yourself or someone within your household and you should follow the Government guidelines about social distancing, hand washing and face coverings.

          "However, it's unrealistic to ask everyone to abstain from sex indefinitely, whether in 'established' relationships or not," the trust says.

          Masturbation, sex toys or having phone or online sex are recommended as the safest options.

          If you are having sex with people outside of your household, it's important to limit the number of partners, it says.

          Like with everything at the moment, be aware of any Covid-19 symptoms you or your partner might have - and isolate if you have them.

          If you are meeting someone new, the charity says to ask if they or anyone in their household have had symptoms or tested positive."

          I particularly like paragraph three ... :heehee: ... and are they suggesting incest?
          :scratch:
           
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            Hi @Black Orchid.

            Most of us have our location under our Avatars but you don't. You can add it by going into your Personal Details.
             
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              There's lots of people who've been finding that last bit amusing, bearing in mind their origins.
               
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                My location is displayed under my avatar.
                 
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                  Central England.. Birmingham then.
                   
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                    Sigh ...
                     
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                    Covid 19 test.
                    If you can hold the breath till the red dot moves to B then you are Covid free.
                    But before you start wait till the red dot reaches A.
                     

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                    What if you can hold your breathe from when the red dot starts until it finishes? What does it mean - apart from being a smartarse? :loll:
                     
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                      It means you've got too much time on your hands ;)
                       
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                        There's plenty of loo rolls and soup in our cupboards.
                         
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