Covid Christmas Pub

I thought you live in Sweden???

 

As I once heard a frenchman say, "Un pays stupide qui resemble un petit lapin!" His french was worse than mine! I can guess the country he meant though!

I do, and as you well know, only civilised nations eat surströmming!

 

Oh indeed, the surströmming. One must not forget the gifts Sweden has offered to the world (when taking a moment away from centuries of oppressing and culturally annihilating the neighbouring, noble cultures, not to mention the decision to end the aforementioned oppression etc. by selling the again, aforementioned neighbouring noble countries to our beloved friend Russia, which many might have considered a tad inconsiderate. I'm gracefully waiving that aside even though allegedly (according to the history textbooks I read), the price of a nation was three beaver skins and a nearly full bottle of vodka)

Yes, it's clear that Sweden has contributed to the cultural heritage of the world, firstly, with the glorious anthems of Eurovision songs. There are one or two others, but this highlights the glory:


And let us not forget the Swedish ice hockey anthem that Finns adopted after the World cup finals in 1995

Pub talk

 

Why don't you write books, @Selleri ? I'd buy them....