A joke or two.... 2022

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  1. CanadianLori

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    This one really hit my funny bone. I'm glad I never had this door hanger working for me!!
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      At least you remain anonymous.:)
      I remember going in one in America and there were no doors at all.
       
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        :roflol::roflol::roflol:
         
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          Even with a door and lock, it does not guarantee privacy.:scratch::heehee:

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            Unless you're a real tramp.... :heehee:
             
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              I went to one in a bar in Malaysia and it was a hole in the floor.
               
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                I have used them many times in my trips to the far east, especially in non tourist areas. You have to use the scoop to flush the toilet.

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                  We went to one in Bhutan that was a hole in the floor. The floor was stone/rock and the ground below the hole was 6,000ft further down! :hate-shocked:
                   
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                    Interestingly at work our cubicles have all the doors opening inwards apart from the one at the end closest to the wall that opens outwards.
                    You don't have to go the far East for holes in the ground I've used them in the Alps and Spain on trekking holidays.
                    There was one like this in the Alps not 6000 ft though only several hundred, but there was a sign, in several languages, reminding the user to take care of their phone and wallet. The view out of the window was fantastic.
                     
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                      There was no door - or walls :yikes: - in this one. Just two metal handrails concreted in to the rocks. Bring your own toilet paper :thumbsup:. Toilet paper was at the top of our packing list for when we went on our touring holidays. Funnily enough, most places had toilet paper available - at a price.

                      In India the main road and motorway service stations had to provide free toilets, by law. The law said nothing about toilet paper. All the ones we went to were very clean, plenty of washing facilities and the attendant outside the door sold toilet paper by the sheet. :heehee:
                       
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                        A mate of mine went to India and they were warned that some places you can expect to see people just dumping in the streets.
                         
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                        It's rare in the areas where tourists go but sometimes needs must! It's not blatant when it happens as they usually try to find somewhere to go. We don't just stick to touristy places and generally things are OK.
                         
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                          Did you have to shout, "fire in the hole" to warn people below. :heehee:
                           
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                            Ahh! I see you've been there :heehee:
                             
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                              A mate of mine told a similar story from his time in India. He said on one occasion a dog darted out and ate it.
                               
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