A joke or two.... 2022

I learnt to drive in a column change also, a Marque 1 Cortina estate. I preferred it to a floor change.

 

Meant you didn't have to get in the back for a cuddle!

 

I don't think so @Jocko. It was my dad's car.

 

Don't give them any ideas shiney.

 

I want these car stickers! Particularly the ginger one ...

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/CUIKOSAER-...&sprefix=cat+car+stickers,aps,230&sr=8-8&th=1

 

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden.

I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, so I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my garden, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar.

'He lives in a home, with my non-stop chatting and nagging wife, he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

Can I also come with him tomorrow?'

 

What about a few Christmas cracker jokes?

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because it soots him!

 

Outside the Shoe Shop
Vera; "Norman, I'll just pop in here to try some shoes on, what will you do ?"


Me; "I'll just drive to Llandudno, spend three days there and perhaps climb a mountain, I will be waiting here when you come out"

 

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues!

 

Can we have a groan button pleas admin.