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    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    I don't think so, but one of those fast jets would be a good day out. :biggrin:
     
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      It would be a dream to fly in a Spitfire, last time I looked it was over £2k from Biggin Hill, a little cheaper from a less well known aerodrome. Not sure my stomach could take any aerobatics though, I get giddy on the kid's playground roundabout.
       
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        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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        £2975 for 30 minutes, bit out of my league.
         
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        I took a helicopter jaunt and we were all weighed before getting on. I was too heavy and had to defer to the next flight but got to sit beside the pilot for my troubles.
        A colleague flew from JFK to Heathrow and after boarding, they sat while two engineers worked on an engine (747). They then taxied out to the runway and after pre-flight checks returned to the apron where the same two engineers spent another 15 minutes "tinkering". Once again they returned to the runway and this time took off. For the entire flight my colleague, an engineer himself, couldn't help but think, "They thought they fixed it the first time. What makes them think they have fixed it this time".
         
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          Same price from Duxford (Imperial War Museum) up the road from us, but it does include a free pass to the museum and refreshments :heehee:. They sometimes allow you to fly the plane as well. They have different prices for different lengths of time but whatever time they say you are flying you need to consider that ten minutes of that time are not in flight.
           
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            pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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            I remember sitting on a "delayed for technical reasons" 747 somewhere in America a long time ago, The pilot said we will play some music, over the intercom.

            First song was "Knock knock knocking on heavens door", it caused a bit of a laugh.
             
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              pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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              I just like the smaller airfields, a few buildings and a grass runway, has more of an atmosphere.
              You can often just park up at places like Headcorn and just sit and watch the planes for nothing.
               
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                About 50 years ago Mrs S and myself were guests of 'Durex' (a long story :whistle: :heehee:) and were flown into and out of Brands Hatch by helicopter (they sponsored the Surtees Team) for the Formula 1 Grand Prix. We got free earplugs to wear for the flight and to use at the track. :roflol:
                 
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                  @gks you'll be pleased to know things have changed quite a bit since then. :biggrin:
                   
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                  My scariest few minutes on a plane were on take off coming home from zakynthos. We'd been slightly delayed while they topped up the fuel or some such tinkering. There'd been people doing something on one of the wings. Cleared for take off we hoofed it down the runway and I clearly saw something fall off the wing. This got my heart pumping, but then we lifted off, and my heart was going even more. I thought I should tell someone but didn't want to cause panic, and figured the crew would know if anything was wrong.

                  What really didn't help was I never heard the landing gear being wound up. This coupled with the engine sounding different to normal, plus the fact that the plane started turning sharply and I could see the next island coming into view, I was convinced we were going to do an emergency landing and the crew had decided to stay quiet until they really had to tell us.

                  We didn't make an emergency landing. We just flew home perfectly normal, but for those first few minutes I was bricking it.

                  I don't know what it was I saw fall from the wing, but nothing was ever reported. I'm going with the working hypothesis that it was just a rag or something that one of the guys tinkering with the wing had accidentally left there.
                   
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                    My scariest moment was a flight from Turkey when the flight progress screen showed us heading for Middle East instead of Amsterdam. Blip blip blip the small aeroplane figure approached Syria and we all were sure that the plane had been hijacked. Just a faulty display, it turned out.

                    BT used to have Abba in their hold IVR music. I tried to report a fault and spent enjoyable moments listening to "Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call" :biggrin:

                    Please? @shiney :heehee:
                     
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                      As we seem to have run out of EV stories and gone off topic I shall continue off topic. :biggrin:

                      Scary flight:- In 1982 we were flying into Manaus, the capital of the Amazon State, on Varig one of Brazil's national airlines. All we could see below was rainforest and the Amazon and it had been a very smooth flight on a DC10 (in those days it was a rival to the Jumbo jet) and we were descending smoothly but rapidly for our landing. As it is usually a fairly easy landing the captain was chatting to the passengers over the speakers when suddenly he swore and did a sharp left turn and climbed as fast as possible back into the sky.

                      Leaving out all the swear words, he pulled back into level flight and explained that at that time of year there were only two large plane scheduled flights that landed there and everyone knew the timing. Apparently a .... stupid pilot of a four seater decided to take off, although flight control had told him not to, straight in front of us. He told us his co-pilot was even more angry than him as he had spilled hot cover over his nether regions. He said that they would look for that pilot next time they were at Manaus. :mad:
                       
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                        As we're still off topic:- and just for you - so don't tell anyone else :nonofinger: I'll try to give an abbreviated version. The full version would fill a book if I told some of the ancillary stories :roflol:

                        I have done a number of jobs in my life and and was always brought up to understand that you had to work hard to get on in life (family was from the East End of London).

                        Missing out all my previous jobs (from the age of 8 onwards) I owned my own hairdressing salon from the late 50's. most of the business at the time was men's hairdressing and when the Beatles and Rolling Stones became popular it hit the business quite hard as the fashions went from short hair to long hair. This also affected the businessmen's haircut habits as they went from having a haircut every 3-4 weeks to every 6-8 weeks. So we were losing almost a half of our business. I understand that almost a third of barber shops in the country closed during those years.

                        I didn't want to get rid of staff so we all had a meeting to try and think of things to do when we weren't busy. The main thing we came up with was for me to look into selling contraceptives by mail order (the early version of online selling) as there were a lot of ads for them in magazines and the national papers. As we already sold them over the counter ("something for the weekend, sir?") I had the contacts for me to be able to investigate if it could be done.

                        After a lot of negotiation with the London Rubber Company (Durex) I arrived at a good deal with them and started advertising, slightly undercutting the opposition, and the business gradually picked up. I also started advertising and selling sex aids in the same ads.

                        I set up an office at the back of the salon and I did the paperwork and the staff, when not busy doing haircuts, did the packaging. I also did a deal with the post office so that we didn't need to put stamps on the envelopes (plain brown!). Instead I negotiated for them to pick up our mail bags from us and we had a contract number on a rubber stamp to put on each package. I negotiated for my contract number to be 69. :rolleyespink:

                        The business got large enough for the area director of Durex (their H.O. was only a 20 minute drive away) to visit regularly, have his haircut, and take my order. As they sponsored the Formula 1 team Mrs S and I were invited as guests to the Grand Prix. Wined and dined, they had a big marquee, and seats in the grandstand. I was never interested in the sport, still aren't, but wanted to fly in a helicopter. :heehee:

                        They also took us to the Power Boat Grand Prix (their name plastered over one of the boats) and that was a lot more enjoyable. Transport to Bristol, two nights in a deluxe hotel, slap up dinner and a show (Side By Side By Sondheim) and a nightclub visit. They had about 50 'special' guests :whistle: and the others were all posh!

                        It saved my staff from losing their jobs. :dbgrtmb:
                         
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                          I flew out of what is now East Midlands airport in a fully laden Viscount (there was even a child sitting on his mother's knee). I had been watching earlier aircraft take off and they all lifted off level with the terminal building. Well, we drew level with the terminal building, and passed the terminal building, and passed the hangers beyond the terminal building. I thought we were going to drive up to Edinburgh on the M1. Eventually, we took off at the numbers, with a sigh of relief from everyone with a window seat.
                          I have done several flying "lessons", where you pay your £200 and get up with the chance to fly the plane. The last time I paid a bit extra and took my good lady with me. It was a bumpy flight (not down to my abilities) and by the time we landed, she was as white as a sheet. We were halfway home from Scone before she felt able to utter a word.
                           
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