A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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              A Yellow balloon just flew over our house, I swear it is 6ft in diameter

              Painted on it in red

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                  This is my T'other Half ...
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                          Plant-based potatoes ? :scratch: what are those ?? I thought potatoes were plants in the first place.
                          Am I missing something here ...
                           
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                            Think that's the joke Michael, a bit like packaging for peanuts that states "may contain nuts"

                            I'm not sure McDonald's chips are made from potatoes or even plants, they taste like sawdust mixed with fat.
                             
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                              It probably is now I think of it ... I am slow :dunno::heehee:

                               
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