A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. shiney

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    I use mine :thumbsup:

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      You wouldn't notice those these days.
      Best to use hand signals.
       
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        We had a Peugeot once, quirky was the kindest way to describe it. All the controls were in different positions to the rest of the world and operated the wrong way. I used to put the wipers on when turning. It was only when I came to sell it the buyer showed me how to get the fog lights on, had to pull the rotary switch hidden under the dashboard, designed for people of Toulouse-Lautrec stature.
         
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          Nonono...it's the rest of the world's cars that are the wrong way around :biggrin:

          Must admit that it still takes me half an hour to find the bonnet release lever on mine :redface:
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            Bonnet release lever, now there's a novelty.
            I wonder if my car has one of those. :scratch:
             
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              They may be quirky but that is a very cute design.
               
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                Obviously another strange French quirk is the fact they forgot the roof.
                 
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                  They have for a long time ... :heehee:
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                    I just untie the bit string.
                     
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                      Shouldn't that be Mr Spock? I thought DR. Spock was someone different.
                       
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                        They can't all be as clever as us! :whistle:
                         
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                          Imagine if someone were to put that on display at a Trekkies convention. Now that would be a good laugh. They'd all throw a thrombo over it.
                           
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                            something along the lines of @pete 's fat balls...
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                              Love it! :biggrin:
                               
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