A Joke Or Two 2023/24

... and following on from the above ...

 

Vegetable patches are pointless.

I can give up vegetables easily without them.

 

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? The drummer.

 

Knowing nothing about it, I thought the drummer kept everyone else in time.

 

I had a mate who was a drummer (I played bass in an earlier life) and the banter back and forward was intense. Such as:
Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his band noticed?
Why can’t bassists tell jokesTiming.
How can you tell the stage is level at a gig? The bassist drools out of both sides of their mouth.

 

SOMETIME BETWEEN 1955 AND 2023 SOMETHING WENT TERRIBLY WRONG

 

Here is what I'm gonna do. Put this in the back of my truck and drive until someone asks me what that is. Then I'm moving there.

 

Just spotted a video on youtube entitled "Unclog your sinus mucus in 60 seconds".

You have to wonder why the video is over 8 minutes long.