A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. Jocko

    Jocko Guided by my better half.

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    My German Shepherd used to jump in the front seat of the car and stick her head through the seatbelt. She also liked to sit in the car while I washed it. But refused to get out until I drove her around the block!
     
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    • Victoria

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      • pete

        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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        • Victoria

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          Only a guy ... :loll:
           
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          • Victoria

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            A member sent this to me because it may offend some ... but not me with half missing, I think it is so funny ...
             
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            • Michael Hewett

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              I can't see that @Victoria, can't log in to Youtube ... it's hopeless, I keep going around in circles :frown:
               
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                • pete

                  pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                    Try this.... .rude.

                     
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                  • pete

                    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                    You dont have to log in, at least I dont think you do, just click on it.
                     
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                    • Michael Hewett

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                      I did that and it told me to sign in to confirm my age. When I did that it wanted my email address and password.
                      I've forgotten my password so it sent a link for me to change it, but the link went to an old email address I haven't got any more.
                      It's too much faff so I gave up.
                       
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                      • pete

                        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                        Possibly because its an age restricted video, mustn't upset anyone who is underage and will probably know far better how to get around this kind of censorship than I do.:biggrin:
                         
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                        • Victoria

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                          It's okay Michael. I don't think you would have liked/ appreciated it ... might have even been offended by it. :imphrt:
                           
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                            It worked for me and I thought it was hilarious……absolutely hilarious………but naughty.
                             
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                            • Victoria

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                              Agree as did J. :loll: Maybe we have odd senses of humour! :scratch:
                               
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