A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      A policeman once pulled Margaret Thatcher over for speeding.

      She let him off with a warning!
       
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                The last answer should be slip on shoes.:heehee:
                 
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                    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                      You're just showing off now :biggrin:
                       
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                        For Christmas I'm giving a friend a wooden leg, it's just a stocking filler.
                         
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                          Pull the other one, its got bells on.:biggrin:
                           
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                                With this bad weather my husband is always looking through the window, when it gets very bad I'll have to let him in.
                                 
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