Latest Moan From You and Me 2024

Me too, or Thousand Island home made ketchup, mayo and a splash of Worstershire Sauce. Tuna mayo my favourite then cheese and onion.

 

I always ask about the salad and actually most places around here don't put anything on it.
I often ask them not to put any on my plate though, because it isn't very nice ... not like proper salad at all.

 

Isn't the word "garnish". Or maybe I hang around in really posh places.

The odd Lettuce leaf or tomato that the person before didn't want so they chucked it on your plate.

 

Yes, that word is too posh for around here. We usually call it a 'side salad'

 

Have you ever tasted home-made mayonnaise? It's on another level, especially made with home-grown egg and properly seasoned

 

That gave me a chuckle, thank you.

 

I didn't think it actually tasted of anything.

 

If you adjust the vinegar and mustard content, it's not far off the taste of salad cream, but without the monosodium glutamate

 

Why do some people just pull over when driving and not put their indicator on
Annnnnd does anyone know how to use a round-a-bout these days,all sat there bonnie waiting for who goes first..bladdy dimwits..Grrrrrr...

 

This country was built on Monosodium glutamate, its the additives that give you energy.

 

Probably because the phone has just started ringing.

As for roundabouts, are you thinking of those mini ones?
Designed to cause chaos at busy times as everyone is so close to everyone else its like Russian Roulette.

 

"White slime" is the specialty flavour they achieve..