A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    I went to the Paranoia Clinic

    Receptionists "Have a seat, fill out this form and everyone will be out to get you shortly"
     
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                Might as well concrete the rail tracks over and let the busses use them.;)
                 
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                    Oh no John.....!!!!?? upload_2024-2-1_19-49-35.png
                     
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                      Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?


                      I love taking pictures of myself standing next to a boiling kettle.

                      The doctor says I've got selfie steam issues.
                       
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                        When I was a kid, I used to watch the ‘Wizard of Oz’ & wonder how someone could talk if they didn't have a brain.

                        Then I got Facebook.
                         
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                          As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I am sure of is that it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
                           
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                            misspelt :old:
                             
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                              Our Victorian English teacher taught us that you can spell it both ways but he preferred the other way of spelling it. So I am wont to do so too. :whistle:

                              I like old spellings or old words so I baldlice go where few have gone before. :heehee:
                               
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