A Joke Or Two 2023/24

They are all off for some reason?

 

As I get older I find that I only need three shops, Specsavers, Boots, and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs, and sausage rolls.

 

As you know it's valentine's day, i said to my hubby that he looked hot, i said perhaps you should open a window.

 

I made a ventriloquist dummy out of old bits of carpet.

It was ruggish.

 

Bing Videos

 

Although our cats are NEVER allowed on counters ...the desk is okay ...

 

Pantry obviously has two different meanings.

 

I have all sorts in mine, vacuum, broom ...as well as dried/tinned foodstuff.

 

I keep the toilet rolls in the toilet, just seems better that way.

 

We have a few large packs of toilet rolls in the spare bedroom wardrobe and put 3 in the bathroom and toilet downstairs.