A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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        :yikes: Yes, where is the Groan button please? Honestly @Logan where do you get these? ... no, don't tell!
         
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            I blame the rain......to much free time to spend on the internet!! :heehee:

            Logan are you begining to like jokes now as you always use to claim you didn't understand them.
             
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              Yes thanks i do understand them more, yes too much time on my hands.:heehee:
               
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                  I decided to sell my old vacuum cleaner the other day as it was only gathering dust.
                   
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                    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                    So you have started listening to Tony Blackburn as well.
                     
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                      Tim Vine 2014 Edinburgh Fringe winner
                       
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                        No way!!!! !! ! Only classical music for me on the radio.I have found a website on pain inducing one liners though. So be afraid.....very afraid.:help::help:

                        If you can't beat them then join them!!
                         
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                          pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                          Oh no.
                           
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                            I'm old enough to remember the worst winters we've ever had in the UK.

                            Mike and Bernie.
                             
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                              I'd forgotten about them.
                               
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                                Don't you just hate it when someone answers their own questions ? I do.
                                 
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