A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.

 

I've just written a song about Tortillas, actually, it's more of a rap.

 

The man who invented the ' knock -knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

 

I was buying a new hoover and honestly, someone reviewed it (five stars) as "This hoover sucks!"

 

I wanted to call my dog Shark so when i took him to the beach I could shout Shark Shark, but i didn't.

 

Oh for goodness sake, no wonder I never look at this thread ... and why did I look at it today ? Well I don't know. I won't be looking again. 'Naff' is the word that comes to mind ... You've obviously all got too much time on your hands.
I'll go back to the garden related threads.

 

Sadly that looks to be the case Michael.......too much free time and idle hands.

I fell into it's addictive grasp on Mon/ Tues too but thankfully I've now taken out some Library books.
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They're migrating to other forums too but there's still one that you and I know that is still safe.

 

Well I thought my last one was garden related.

 

It most definitely was Pete....and you're hired! When can you start?

 

I quite like the Joke thread, better to smile than be grumpy.

 

I agree, but I haven't seen any funny jokes on here. The best ones are daft and the others are so stupid it isn't worth looking at them.
That's it, I don't usually look at this thread ... so no more for me.