A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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              Saw the worst mind reader ever last night..

              Mind reader: "Think of a card, any card."

              Me: "OK"

              Mind reader: "Visualize it in your mind."

              Me: "OK"

              Mind reader: "Is it the Nine of Clubs?"

              Me: "No"

              Mind reader: "Ace of spades?"

              Me: "No"

              Mind reader: "What is it then?"


              Me: "Happy Birthday"...
               
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                Back after morning walk ...
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                    A family is eating dinner, son won't eat his sprouts, so Dad whispers in his ear and he eats the lot up and then leaves the table. Wife asks "what did you say to him?

                    he replies " I told him his willy won't grow big if he doesn't eat his brussels"

                    Wife smacks husband round the ear........................................................."what was that for" he asks

                    ......................................................"for not eating your sprouts when you were a kid"
                     
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                          Surely you don't mean all our new members from GW.
                           
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                            Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                              I was talking about Minds, not Members @NigelJ . What has gone into you lot lately? :heehee:
                               
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                                Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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