A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Was that the one with him on a motorbike?
     
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    No, he was in his Range Rover touring Scotland. Went out as a series on BBC at the time and was so popular they later released it on VHS (that will tell you how long ago it was :biggrin:)
     
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          Don't forget Chewin' the Fat too @Fat Controller - where Jack and Victor [Still Game ] originated.
          'Tam' [Mark Cox] lives in this area. The staff at Asda always ask him if he wants any reduced items, because they know he likes a bargain ....

          I loved the skits they did with the bowling club. :heehee:
          We often use the 'Help, help - there's been a terrible accident' that Karen Dunbar's character trots out too. :loll:
           
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            Aye, it was good too, although definitely not as good as Still Game in my book. I confess I watch Still Game on a fairly regular basis, despite having seen them all numerous times.

            Can you imagine trying to get Chewin' The Fat or Still Game past a TV executive nowadays? They'd have heart failure.
             
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              Indeed!
              Two Doors Down is good too. I think it's on nationwide now as well.
              That final episode of Still Game makes me cry every time I see it, so I know what you mean. My younger daughter can't bear to watch it!

              Re 2 doors down, every time we hear the Jonah Louie song 'Stop the Cavalry' we're reminded of the son's boyfriend, and the 'dubby dubby dum dum'. Superb :lolpt:
               
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                I've not seen Two Doors Down - if I get a minute, I'll try and have a look, but I rarely watch TV now, except maybe the older stuff that I can let run in the background sometimes.
                 
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                I think you'd like it - it's probably available on iPlayer or something, but they'll probably repeat them all when a new series starts.
                I only watch TV at night, but I usually fall asleep by about 9pm - my couple of hours nap before I go to bed. :biggrin:
                 
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                  Me too. Love that programme. Got the box-set. Always seem to go back to the one with Celia Imrie in it and the container of 'pesh' under the bed :heehee:
                   
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                    "This is the ballad of Mrs Begg... Who doubted Winston's gammy leg..." :biggrin:
                     
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