A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. Ladybird4

    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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      Jenny_Aster Optimistic Gardener.

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      • Ladybird4

        Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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        @Jenny_Aster, mine seems to do that whatever the weather! :biggrin:
         
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          A joke for Gardeners

          "How do you cut daffodils?"

          "Secateurs?"

          "Nah, scissors."
           
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              pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                  Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                      Reminds me of an oldie from at least as far back as the 1980s.

                      If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
                       
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                        Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                        The words of a wise old Buddhist monk:

                        Do not walk behind me, for I will not lead.
                        Do not walk in front of me, for I will not follow.
                        Do not walk beside me, for the path is narrow.

                        In fact, why don't you just bugger off and leave me alone.
                         
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                            Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                              Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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