A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023.

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              Therapist: “What would you say to your dad if he were alive today?”
              Me: “Sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead”.
               
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                @Pete8 is that Nigel Farage to the bottom right of your 'summer' picture?? :biggrin:
                 
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                        I'm always one for a castle cartoon!! Thank you, @Ladybird4
                         
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                          We went to see the Red Arrows last weekend. There was near miss after near miss, and screams of “oooooohhh” and “aaaaaaahhhhh”.

                          But eventually my wife managed to park the car, and we saw the show. [​IMG]
                           
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                            @Logan You don't drive, do you?
                             
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                              Sure looks like him - and as we know, he's a party animal :)
                               
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                                No i don't Victoria, why do you ask?
                                 
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