A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. Stephen Southwest

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    Nope!
     
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      Well I know it is something to do with Can Can but just thought there might have been a missing word or two. :) It's probably me just being a twonk again! I'm good at that! :biggrin:
       
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        We happened to go past on a bus last week - the windmill is still not back up...
         
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        Lovely word, twonk, I shall use it more often (along with tentacular)
         
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              Can-can is the correct answer - or rather, what I intended it to be!!
              I suppose it could also be seen as "can can can can can"!!!

              I just saw this on my walk yesterday, taking the short cut through the churchyard. I've never seen so many watering cans in one place - except for the garden centre.
               
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                I couldn't see anything else - unless you are able to (or can?!) see a Lambeth Walk!!:hapydancsmil:
                 
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                  This is so bad it made my skin crawl :heehee:

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                    Another photo from my walk yesterday. Either the owner can't get the car in, or can't get it out!!
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                      @RowlandsCastle you best be careful noone catches you with your candid camera! :roflol:
                       
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                        Not very diverse is it.
                         
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                          How did you get all my friends together in one place? :scratch:
                           
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