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  1. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    Too much paper work and the courts cant manage with the backlog anyway, they would take two years to go through the system and walk away with slapped wrist.
     
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      To be fair, a slapped wrist is probably better than a walking stick shoved up his rectum, which is what the little scroat would be likely to get if he attempted to carry out his threat
       
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        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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        It should be on the spot fines, parents pay or send the bailiffs round.

        There are no need for courts in cases like this but we live in a strange society.

        Bikes either given back to their rightful owners or crushed.
         
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        True!

        Maybe he meant the ringleader (aka numero uno) did get nicked. ;)
         
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          I agree it need not be complicated. If luxury vehicles are being raced through the streets of London (as they regularly are), get the registration numbers from some of the many traffic cameras, and go round and confiscate them. My guess is word would spread fast and the problem would cease.
           
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            I'd go one further - bikes or vehicles crushed no matter what.

            Apparently this was them "paying their respects" to two young lads that were murdered there the other night, by being knocked off an e-bike (presumably deliberately, as murder charges have been pressed)
             
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              Crush the vehicles and riders.
               
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                Maybe a tad harsh... and messy.
                 
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                  Not so much motor bikes here as the car owners who persist in the idea that the noisier the vehicle, the sexier the driver. A mixture of the Vroom Vroom Brigade and the constant Backfiring contingent. All accompanied of course by music (?) blasting out loud enough to wake the dead. Then those who happily sit in a parked vehicle for up to half an hour with their engine running - on the phone, writing a letter, fallen asleep or just can't remember how to switch off the ignition.
                   
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                    Ah, I know them well. We had one that apparently lived a couple of streets away who would drive through our street and do the pops and bangs thing at all hours, including the small hours of the morning. It all suddenly stopped after I posted something about it on the local Facebook group. Perhaps it was my questioning just how tiny their penis was that they needed such an exhaust to compensate for it.
                     
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                      The trouble with the luxury cars is that their doting dads tend to be Nigerian princes so they'll just buy them another one.
                       
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                        Keep confiscating till they get the message. :)
                         
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                          pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                          I thought they were mostly Arabs.
                          They usually just remove body parts, and not car body parts.

                          Sharia law and all that.
                           
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                          I knew it! :th scifD36: Waited 6 extra yrs for my state pension ... and Labour has just cancelled the winter fuel allowance for people not claiming pension credit.

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                            @Fat Controller It took me almost 2 years to persuade the various bus/coach companies to educate their drivers re the idling engines. However, I've never been brave enough to question the other lot about penis size - with my luck they would probably drop their trousers and show me :biggrin:
                            @BB3 No sign of Nigerian princes here- my lot seem to be mostly various East Europeans/Russians who appear to be convinced I am male, elderly and rich to boot. I can only claim to one of those !!
                             
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