A Joke Or Two 2023/24

Keir Starmer is out jogging and accidently falls into a river. Three young lads saw the accident and without a second thought jump in and drag out the scared and soaking Starmer.
"Lads, you've saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you", said Starmer.
First lad says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland". Starmer says, "certainly."
Second lad says, "I'd like the latest Xbox and a new TV." Starmer says, "no problem."
Third lad says, "I'd like a wheelchair with built in Wi-Fi and stereo attached to it."
Starmer says, "HEY....but you're not handicapped." The lad replies, "not yet but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

 

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My wife will enjoy sharing this with my ex girlfriend.
Really!!

 

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A little job for @RowlandsCastle this weekend.

 

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That's actually how I do it, to save picking bits up from the gravel path!!
Only I don't smoke them.

 

One of those random clips that comes up on my YouTube homepage caught my eye just now..

 

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That is brilliant, @Ladybird4!

 

I've sent that one to my three 'David' friends @Ergates. I know that they will love it!