A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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        The transcript of the recent Cobra meeting, following the Rotherham and other riots, has been released.

        1st Cobra (Keir Cobra) Hiss ,hiss, hiss, hiiiisss.

        2nd Cobra (Angela Cobra) Hiss, hiss, hiss, hissy fit.

        3rd Cobra (PC ”Two Tier” Cobra) Hiss-off, Ange.

        4th Cobra (Notverywhitty Cobra) zzzzzzzzz
         
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          Could you translate into English please, I don't understand snake.
           
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            Back in the old days when everyone had push mowers we did used to consider it a peaceful sound on Sundays. :dbgrtmb:
             
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                You are so right @shiney. I have a neighbour whose lawn mower sounds like a 1000cc Kawasaki whilst he's cutting his grass. Oh the bliss when he has finished!
                 
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                  Where's Harry Potter when you need him @NigelJ?
                   
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                        The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.
                         
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                          It's been a funny old morning.

                          Firstly I found a capful of money.

                          Then I got chased by some guy with a Guitar....
                           
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