If you think YOU have trouble with your lawn.

You still have few points to go @Selleri, however we've dusted off the welcome mat and are having a whip round to get some chocolate biscuits; would you prefer plain or milk.

 

I've been racking my brain ("Really, dear?) wondering why I have so few points ("Do you really wonder, darling?) and then, of course, it hit me, you don't get any points for being on topic! It's a miracle I have any at all!

 

“Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,
Being nature's livery, or Fortune's star –
Their virtues else – be they as pure as grace,
As infinite as man may undergo –
Shall in the general censure take corruption
From that particular fault…”

Ever wondered what he was banging on about? Look no further:

 

How will you sleep at night?

 

That is entirely in Mrs Lao's hands!