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  1. Plantminded

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    I’d be tempted to say “No, I’m sorry you cannot, but what you can get is a knowledge of some good manners including the use of the words may, please and thank you.” I’d probably be dismissed and injured at the same time :biggrin:.
     
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      So, it makes it to a perfect A level exam text for the subject English grammar.
       
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      • Philippa

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        You "bringed" the very words out of my mouth @KT53 :biggrin: Whilst I haven't frequented cafes/takeaways for years, I have heard heard many people complaining about ordering something and always being asked "Do you want fries with that ? ". Nothing to say exactly what the "fries" are tho ..........the Chef's fingers perhaps ?
         
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          I’m irritated by so many ancient GC threads being resurrected with links to other sites. Yes, I know I don’t need to look at them...
           
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          • Jiffy

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            Proof reading is very hard if you can't reed or wright
             
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              It's not all that easy to do when you can read and write! Many years ago I was asked if I would like to do some proof reading and gave me a short manuscript to proof. It was hard work and the pay was rubbish!
               
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                So you wouldn't want to proof read for me then :whistle::heehee::heehee:
                 
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                  Nobody can afford my prices! :roflol:

                  I'm quite happy with how you write. :blue thumb: GC isn't publishing a book. :whistle:
                   
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                    @pete the only thing I would describe as 'cool' is either beer or wine fresh out of the fridge.
                     
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                      Hey! The only reason I'm on the admin team is to get that book written! I just can't decide on the title - GC, The Amalgamated Posts, or GC, The Amalgamated Posts', or GC, The Amalgamated Post's :biggrin:
                       
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                        Or in modern parlance, GCAMPO.
                         
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                          You mean to say that 1 potato & 1 carrot isn't enough
                           
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                            Anyone else irritated by sentences that start with "So"?

                            As a self taught keyboard operator using an aging keyboard with its own quirks I make plenty of typos so I'm not going to expect proof reading on here but I do expect it in books, magazines, newspapers where, I assume (not presume!) that, as well as having educated editors, they now use software with built in spellcheckers to set the type.
                             
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                            • Philippa

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                              Looking at previous comments here, spellcheckers are extremely random and often require further checks to avoid errors.
                              Some books I have bought for my Kindle are excellent examples of a lack of any sort of proof reading whatsoever prior to publication.
                              I wouldn't expect perfect language on a forum - if the meaning is clear, that is good enough for me but if I am purchasing books, magazines or newspapers I expect the content to be intelligible at first glance.
                               
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                                The "So" thing was a bugbear of mine for a long time, I used to really notice it when anyone was interviewed on "Today" on Radio 4. It wound me up so much I would shout back at the radio "NOT so! NOT so!". It's no longer an issue since I stopped listening to "Today" when Russia invaded Ukraine.

                                "A phenomena" is still driving me mad though. And "hone in".
                                 
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