Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

"THIS IS GREAT!! Who Requires To Diet " :WINK1:.

"Just Purchase One Of Our Old Film Props And You Can Go On The Seaside Diet"

" Eat All You SEA".:WINK1:.

 

Another Angry/Disgruntled Bank Customer Looking For Fred The Shred :WINK1:.

 

"These Veterinary Surgeon's Queue's Are Getting Worse":WINK1:.


"I Only Came In With Indigestion":WINK1:.

 

"Hey Mr O' Leary Of Ryanair, Here's Another One Of Your Cheap Flight's You Can Put Were The Sun Don't Shine ":WINK1:.

 

Step 1:- Build Skeleton
Step 2:- Cover with Skin
Step 3:- Fill with gory bits.
Step 4:- Plug in and activate.

Where's the bloody Skin? IGOR - Where are you?
You just can't get the staff these days

 

(Upstairs Downstairs) ( A Short Sighted Lady Bellamy) :WINK1:.


"EXCUSE ME HUDSON"!!!! "Would You Please Go At Once And Have A Bath" :WINK1:.

" You Smell Like A Deep Sea Fisherman Laying In His Hammock With His Sea Boots On"
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careful. Don't let Jack read this.

 

"She Is Doing Her Shopping At The January Sales ".

"She Told Me To Hang About And Wait For Her".

"Only Problem It Is Now February And I Am Choking For A Pint( Of Blood)":WINK1:.

 

Joe Swift's roof garden is getting out of control again!

 

(I have a fiat cinquecento of that colour ...I love it)

Why on earth should I make a U-turn and drive back the whole way just because you forgot some pasta on the windowsill...

 

"MARY, Would You Get Down The Rope Ladder And Pick Some Parsley And Some Basil And A Couple Of Lettuce Leaves":WINK1:.

"While Your Down There, Chap Number 4s Window And Tell Him To Turn Down His Music".:WINK1:

 

So - the Sh** finally hit it then, did it?

 

"Hold On Madge- We Are About To Be Pressurised":WINK1:.