Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

Just a little bit further lads, we're nearly there.

 

From Wull. Hi All At G.C.
I Seem To Be Having Some Problems With My Trees.They Are Distorted (Bent) At The Bottom
Am I Doing Something Wrong.??
Have I Been Overfeeding With Fertilizer/ Blended Soil Organic Matter/Compost/ And Mycorrihizal Root Builder.??
I Have 3 Dogs, Could They Have Caused This,??

REPLY. Hi Wull. I Could Be Wrong With My Diagnoses.:WINK1:.

Question-- Do You Have An Elephant With PILES.:WINK1::WINK1:.

 

The new target for the Japanese is Forestry.
The CEO of Sony have announced today that they will replace the Tropical Rainforest in Brazil within the next 5 years.

The above product can be planted at a rate of 2000 per week and will return 100,000 hectares of wildlife habitat within 2 years.

Damn clever these Japanese

 

The New Xmas Lights Just Unveiled At The Isle Of Dogs.:WINK1:.
This Design Was Made by The Chief Council Architect And Passed By The Council Committee.
The Council Are So Laid Back And Taking It Lightly.:WINK1:.
A Spokesman said "Just Ignore The Pretty Red Lights And Go With The Flow":WINK1:.
As He Had Another Puff On His Funny Smelling Ciggy.:WINK1:.

 

I can't tell if I'm coming or going.............

 

HELP!
Has anyone got a mirror?

I can't call the AA with my hair in this state.

 

"Well The Sat Nav Did Say Straight On For Two Miles":DOH:.

"Yoohoo Down There, Could Someone Help Me".

"What Time Does The M & S Sale Finish":WINK1:.

" And Could Someone Help My Husband Down From That Tree".

" He Has The CREDIT CARD ":WINK1:.

 

(TO DO THE JITTERBUG):WINK1:.

If You'd Like To Be A Jitterbug,

First Thing You Must Do Is Get A Jug,

Put Whiskey,Wine And Gin Within,

And Shake It All Up And Then Begin.

Jitterbug.:WINK1::WINK1:.

 

...and that was jane fonda gymnastic broadcast for lucky scarabs.

 

This Deathwatch Beetle Has Changed His Boring Rapping On Wood:WINK1:.

He Now Does It To Rap Music:WINK1:.


Take A Bow, Deathrapper Snoop Dogg.:WINK1:.

 

No. Jordan
You don't look your best in the morning.