Wife's Grave

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    With the buckets of Armandii's fish guts & urine hanging about, you could grow a corpse flower & no one would notice :dbgrtmb:
     
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      :loll: cracking nice 1 sorted,you want a hand with that digging and i`ll even bring some lovely juicy guts :hapfeet::yahoo:
       
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      :heehee: Tempted to put the gerbil in there, no one else wants to bury it.
       
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      You've got to admit, Ziggy, the "From the old Book" thread does come in useful for the strangest reasons:D:thumbsup:
      You're going to end up with lots of mounds in your veg plot, Ziggy, if you're not careful.

      Enjoyed your freedom, Ruth:yay::hapfeet::yahoo::yess: There's plenty of "fish" in the sea:D:heehee:
       
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        Absolutley true Armandii :dbgrtmb: Very usefull.

        I've been using a book from the 1920's since I was a kid, got it from a jumble sale for a tanner I think.

        Its called "The Wrinkle Book" (forgive me if i've mentioned it before)

        Its basically a D.I.Y. book for everything, my brother has tried to nick it off me several times without success.:catapult: Although I have succesfully nicked his Bowie knife:thumbsup:

        When I get a new scanner, with your permission, i'll put some pages up on the "Old Book" thread.

        I scoured the internet for a 12 volt dc wiring diagram when building this place, i've installed solar powered backup lighting, couldn't find what I needed. Looked in the Wrinkle book & there it was:DOH:
         
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          I've never heard of the Wrinkle Book, Ziggy.:scratch: So it's not for old handymen then?:heehee::heehee:

          I would definitely be grateful if you'd publish pages of it on the "FROM THE OLD BOOK" thread as it would expand it even more.:thumbsup::yess: Like I said before some of the advice in the old books, just like the Wrinkle Book, is still relevant today.

          No doubt your brother has nicked something off you to make up for the Bowie Knife, Ziggy:D:heehee::heehee:
           
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            Yep, he's had my "Ghost Hunters Road Book" and several of my porn mags "To stop Mum from finding them" he said:DOH:

            Armandii, if you can find a copy of the Wrinkle Book, you would love it.

            Probably cost about £50 now though.
             
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              I'll have a serious look for it, Ziggy. There's a few good second hand book shops nearby and I have a "network" of friends who've searched for, and found, books I've wanted. You never know:D So far, Ziggy, I've never come close to paying £50 for an old book. The most I've ever paid was 12 years ago for a book about old estate gardening printed in1798 and after some serious haggling I got it for £32. I picked up one book on Greenhouse management printed in 1901 for £7, again after haggling about the price which was originally £15.:hapfeet::yahoo:
               
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              That's more like it, I don't feel so wrinkled now:heehee::heehee::heehee::D
               
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              :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:you pair have me in stiches ,wrinkle book,old book , :scratch: porn mag i know what that is :loll: what a class way to start the morning cheers guys :dbgrtmb:,ruth
               
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                Ziggy would blush if he had any shame, but he hasn't so I'll blush in embarrassment for him:D:heehee::stirpot::stirpot::hapfeet:
                 
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                  Talking About Wife's Grave :WINK1:.
                  We HAD A Neighbour who had all her garden done by a so called Gardening Planner :WINK1:.

                  Before the Gardening Planner Came, she had a level lawn with a mound sticking up, the shape of a Bum :scratch:.. this is not a joke!!!. The School kids passing the garden would all look and snigger. :heehee:. when the Garden Planner Came In To Do his thing we were all waiting with Baited Breath to see bones of her husband being dug up.:DOH:.:DOH:.

                  It Came To Pass It Was An Old Carpet She had discarded many years ago and some Cowboys
                  had covered some of it with soil and grass seed in an earlier Makeover and with the rain/winds etc had taken this shape of a( Bum) :heehee:.





                  " Poor Women She Didn't Put It To Good Use As She Didn't Have A Bike" :WINK1:..
                   
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                    :loll: brilliant music , that is total class as well and also a suitably brill way to end my day,armandii shame :scratch: whats that :dunno: :loll::loll: och i love this place gives me loadsa :loll:and :D after a :gaagh: and a :mad: moment today
                     
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                    Like it all:dbgrtmb:

                    Just got in from filling trench with 'orse poo & been sieving "soil" on the top of that.

                    Really does look like a grave now :thumbsup::thumbsup: Neighbours will be talking.

                    Shame Armandii:what::what::what: Can't find that one in The Old Book, did find "what the butler saw" though:heehee:
                     
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