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  1. Phil A

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    You mean you're not helping to re launch the Deutchmark with us lot then?
     
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  2. Melinda

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    eh?

    *reads thread*

    back in 5!


    e2a- ok, read it! Now that was a impressive tangent you took there!
    Deffo sign me up for the invasion of Germany or whatever it is you are planning.

    I'll be a rear echelon strategy type.
     
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    • Bimble

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      You can send text messages from public phone boxes, most have that facility these days.
       
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    • Phil A

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      Simpler plan than that, we withhold the number & then send the following message to the German Chancellor.

       
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    • Melinda

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      New Message: Pretend you're the President of Poland.
      Withdraw from the treaty obligation to join the Euro.

      There will be war, an end to the Euro AND a re-drawing of the European map in 10, 9, 8, 7...

      Then you can sneak in and hoard all the god saudsages.

      Right, Im off to get my back side kicked.
      See you in 12 miles. xx
       
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      • Val..

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        What drugs were you buying then Ziggy?? :shocked:

        Val
         
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      • *dim*

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        nooooo....

        if you pretend to be the president of Poland .... your aeroplane may mysteriously crash in the USSR and all you ministers and top members of parliment will perish (with gunshot sounds in the background after the plane crashes)

        Join the Euro, and you will have to give up your money printing presses and borrow money from the central banks at a high interest rate ... (unless you are the Queen... then you can join the euro but keep your printing presses and still print your own money whenever you wish .... and the bonus is that you can have your face printed on your own money)

        god saudsages .... best sausages are made in Germany, but Tesco refuse to sell them (or any other good German food) ... (must be bad feelings from WWII?)

        :cool:
         
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            In 1921? Mainly Absinthé
             
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          • shiney

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            didn't know you lived in France in those days, ziggy. You kept that dark :dbgrtmb:
             
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          • Phil A

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            Mais oui, j'etait un pecheur d'écrevisse de dans le fleuve de la Loire pour cinque ans, jusque l'incident avec les petites viérges et les homards:DOH:
             
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            My Dad fixed a safe in his airing cupboard. It was only a cheap little electronic box which could be opened either with a code or a key. He had made it very secure by screwing it to the wall. But dad had difficulty remembering the code and the operating sequence, so he hung up the key on a hook next to it! So anyone could open the safe without having to steal it. When he passed on we found £1,000 in cash inside.

            What is it with old people having to hoard a load of cash in their house? Although not a wealthy woman my grandmother had several stashes of a few hundred pounds hidden around the house in the tea caddy etc.

            I supposed they didn’t trust banks in their days, how foolish we are not to listen to our parents.
             
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            • Melinda

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              :D :o

              God saudsages are Reformist scripture based Lutheran sausages.

              Mmm. Protestant sausage.
               
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              Ladies and Gentlemen,

              There is a wasp on the roof. All members to take their stations.

              Operation DM reinstatement is go.

              Melinda, Gemini and Ziggy, man the presses.

              Chancellor Shiney prepare your statement.

              Remember people, the economy we know is the economy we ignore. The economy we don't know is the economy we manipulate...

              ...Badly.

              But we'll do it better than the last lot.





              P.s Ziggy. Prevente immetterlo in lingua francese. Adesso!
               
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