Police 'Intelligence' is not all it's cracked up to be

Well, the car is still here. If there's a policeman on the forum who has mislaid his panda car, PM me and I'll tell you where to find it.

 

Have you made the fake wheel clamp yet?

 

I'm surprised it's still in one piece, quite apart from anything else.

 

Ok, if you don't put a fake wheelclamp, then at least put a "Police Unaware" sticker on it.

 

My cars giving me a little trouble at the moment.
With a respray, do you think they will spot it if I nick the Panda Car - no one else seems to want it.:D

 

The police round here have a 'clever' strategy, they put loads of signs like this all around the place, hope they'll scare all the crims away, but know their signs will get knicked if they're not chained down:

 

Only if you don't mind driving a Skoda, gcc.

 

Skoda most satisfying brand to own --

SKODA - Most Satisfying Brand To Own | Skoda News | Essex Auto Group

 

I don't know if the law has changed, but when I was a kid, if you handed something in to the coppers, you got a receipt. Then you went back after 14 days and if nobody had claimed it, you got to keep it.

I wonder if you can hand in a police car.

 

i have a skoda :o

 

So do I

Skoda Fabia SE Vrs


Jack McHammocklashing

 

Skoda is a good make nowadays. It is actually Volkswagon now.

Still, what do you call a skoda convertible?

A. A skip.

Years ago my step dad had a skoda, the old embarrassing kind. One day when I was a self conscious young man in my late teens or maybe 20, he was giving me a lift somewhere. Inside the car it was surprisingly comfortable, and an this red hot summers day, I temporarily forgot what car I was in as I relaxed in the very comfortable passenger seat, and hung my arm out of the window in a posing fashion. I spotted a group of fine young ladies hanging around, and made a point of giving them the eye, as you do when you're young and think you're it. Then just as they looked round, I remembered what car I was in. Those ladies most have wondered what on earth I was doing, as I very rapidly pulled my head back in and ducked so they couldn't see who I was.

 

No offence meant. Only joking. We tend to drive whatever old rust bucket will get us around.