Could someone please enlighten me: what exactly is an 'ass bauble'? Is it something which needs lancing? Pack of 20 60mm Lime Green and Chocolate Ass Baubles: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home
Reading the description, I think they meant assorted, but didn't have room for that in the title, so some bright spark shortened it for a laugh.
I was actually trying to find some chocolate tree decorations - honest! Woolworths used to do these brilliant choc-orange ones which were wrapped up to look like little oranges. But all I got from google was ass baubles.
'Ass Baubles'? Could be a decoration used at Muletide. Quite expensive actually, they're delivered in a secure locked box which can only be opened with a don...key. :D