Lots of Panthers and One Wolf

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  1. Axl

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    One :D

    How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
     
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    I hope this doesn't involve removing surplus letters:D
     
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    Three.
    One to change the bulb while the other two argue about onions, tulips, daffodils or incandescent.
     
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      Not in the slightest, however I'll have a full report prepared for you by next Tuesday, 9am sharp :yess:
       
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        Phew, glad I didn't have to ask how many mods it takes to delete a post:D:dbgrtmb:
         
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        I saw where you were going with that and chose to laugh silently.

        Mrs Axl left the room :yahoo:
         
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          Where did the Black Cats go to:scratch::heehee::D
           
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          Good point my friend. The Panther Lady is going to think we are all Barking Essex when she looks at this:o

          Anyone else seen any Animal that is out of Context? Excluding Llamas.
           
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            Yes, me...

            Oh. Ok.
             
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            Well I suppose it is a bit out of context
            In FIFE they have re introduced SEA EAGLES to the wild

            Unfortunately one has taken residence, on a local PET FARM and Organic hens/eggs business about six miles up the road from me
            It is a spectacular site
            Only problem is it now perches all day on the hen house roof, and has a chook for breakfast, and when ever else it feels hungry
            The pet rabbit run for the visiting children does not have many pet rabbits left, and the remainder of the Hens have gone off laying

            They guys family run business is about bust, and he can not shoot it as it has huge red tags with the letter F on each wing :cry3:

            We have another one, 12 miles away, that has taken residence up on the RSPB bird sanctuary and trout fishing loch
            They are not so bad off, as there are thousands of pink footed geese and many trout
            Also people are travelling miles to watch it in action over the water swooping for its snacks :heehee:

            No one has told these two they should join their thirty oppo's and fly up North to take lambs and wild stuff

            Jack McH
             
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            Yes, I've seen a wallaby, they live in the wild here but very rarely seen. :)
             
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            Seen doing what, Sheal??:scratch::D:heehee:
             
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              They don't take these things into account do they Jack:DOH:
               
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