How Long Will You Live

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  1. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    I'm lucky,..... I've got 2 yrs left.:D

    I really like this kind of thing, its so reassuring.
     
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    • ARMANDII

      ARMANDII Low Flying Administrator Staff Member

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      Don't worry, Guys and Gals, as the saying goes "Only the Good Die Young" so all of us on Gardeners Corner will live to a ripe old age.:love30::love30::yess::yess::heehee::D
       
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        Hmmmm...........So how come I've only got five months to live. I'm teetotal, in fact the only liquid I drink is water, no tea, no coffee. I smoke only five a day. No heart disease ever in my family.

        Perhaps there's a bus out there waiting for me!:heehee:
         
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        you still have time to screw the bankers

        get a mate who is a doctor ... have him fill you out a medical healthcheck ... apply for a zillion pounds life insurance from tesco and let your siblings cash in when you go to heaven

        :D
         
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        Looks like I should have died 9 years ago, according to my virtual age. Which strangely seems to have disappeared from my posts.

        I've got "Display age and full date of birth" set in my Control Panel, but it doesn't show any more :scratch:

        Can anyone see my age now?
         
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        no .... you will most prob live to be over 100 .... only the good die young

        :D
         
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        shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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        Well, she does live overseas!!! :heehee:
         
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        Val.. Confessed snail lover

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        Same as me!!!!!! I've only got 5 months as well!!! Oh well, might as well enjoy 'em, get the booze out tonight and an extra packet of cigs!! :rolleyespink:

        Val
         
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          become 'reborn again' .... you will get an 'extension'
           
        • pete

          pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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          I dont think any of my mates are Doctors, I dont even know a doctor, apart from my GP, and he's a bit backward even if I just want a sick note.

          No, on the strength of this I will be spending all my savings in the next two years, I'm going to really live it up.

          If I'm still around in 3 yrs I will sue the website.:D
           
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            I`m sticking with Shineys` prediction of 82 rather than Harrys` of 67. It`s all academic anyway as we are all going to die in December anyway.:loll::loll::loll::help::cry3:
             
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              I don't think it accepts anything over 100 :D
               
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                ile be DEAD tonight :mad: 60/70 a day smoker drink avarage 30 cups of tea a day 3 sugger every 1 plus about 5 cups of black coffee and im 40 :heehee: O Well i had a Grate Time And Enjoyd my last 7 years the most being off DRINK & DRUGS And the past18 months Took up Gardening SO :hapfeet::loll::sunny: SEE YA ALL THANKS FOR A GRATE SITE GoD Bless All Mods & Useres of GC :love30::love30::love30:
                 
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                Put my husband's details in. He has got to 71 years old. I go to 96 years old. Yeah 20 years a single women.
                 
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                Sorry Nick, you passed on about 15 years ago.:cool::cool::cool::dbgrtmb:
                 
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